purple headed mushroom

slang word for a male penis.

"that man has a large purple headed mushroom!"
by Sammii J June 21, 2008
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purple headed mushroom

another name for the penis, popularized in the movie "Varsity Blues"
"johnny's mom caught him strokin the purple headed mushroom with a playboy magazine yesterday"
by ScottScottKPT November 29, 2007
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Upon ejaculation, aim for the side of face. and cock smack( with all your might ) across the face. For the next few days there will be a purple headed mushroom tatoo on there face.
by Bachelor Theo October 29, 2007
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