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purple headed mushroom

slang word for a male penis.

"that man has a large purple headed mushroom!"
by Sammii J June 21, 2008
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purple headed mushroom

another name for the penis, popularized in the movie "Varsity Blues"
"johnny's mom caught him strokin the purple headed mushroom with a playboy magazine yesterday"
by ScottScottKPT November 29, 2007
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Purple Headed Mushroom Slinger

Dude my purple headed mushroom slinger has to be atleast 10 inches...jeez!!!!
by robert1120 December 17, 2008
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purple headed mushroom tattoo

Upon ejaculation, aim for the side of face. and cock smack( with all your might ) across the face. For the next few days there will be a purple headed mushroom tatoo on there face.
by Bachelor Theo October 29, 2007
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purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

a slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,
a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,
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