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purpdrank 

Invented by Gypsy's in the 18th century in a monastery just south of the Mason-Dixon line in a town called Moorsville. This intricately intertwined mixture of both alcohol and drugs made people in the late 1700's see colors never before seen; i.e. "purple."

So, it's blend is as follows (per 12 oz)

*2-4 oz of Promethazine Cough Syrup

*4 OZ Goose Vodka

*2 OZ Sprite

*2 OZ Grape KoolAid

*3 crushed up 1000mg Vicodin Pills

*2 smashed up grape Jolly Ranchers

All ingredients are to be mixed up into a double-cupped all white Styrofoam cup.
Lil Weezy F Baby (The F stands for FEMA) is often seen sippin that purpdrank...

gettin crunk on prunk...
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jerry purpdrank 

The second funniest black guy on vine. Known for extreme love for watermelons. The word nigga is very popular in his vines.
You: what up Jerry purpdrank
Jerry: eating a watermelon nigga
jerry purpdrank by Therealdometrome December 8, 2014
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Porpdrank May Be Refers To As Someone Who's A Genius. A Nerd

May Also Be Refer To As A "mixture" That Can Make Someone Really High.
Dude. Cut The Crap You Can Never Be Like A Porpdrank

Ni**g. Won't You Take A Sip Of Porpdrank.

Oops. Am So High At The Moment. The Porpdrank Was Too Much.
Porpdrank by Tz' Jamesey August 17, 2018
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026