pundant

adj.
A word with seemingly no meaning used in high class situations to give the impression of a higher education.

*swirls drink and sips*
"Ah this beverage is quite pundant, Juliana."
"Wow, Zachary. You're so educated and fancy!"

by whorgodofthunder May 15, 2016

pungant

what you would describe a smell so thicc the source could be right beneath your nose. this smell usually originates from a bunch of phat bungles

person 1: fuck me, did you get a wiff of that?

person 2: yeah mate, must be some pungant bungles nearby

by lewis wilson smokes wheat July 4, 2017

Tendie-pendants

Individuals, usually older able-bodied teenagers or young adults, who live at home with their parents or family in a household without contributing financially or socio-economically in any form. Synonymous with terms such as "neckbeard" or "manchildren," tendie-pedendants rely solely on their family members for room-and-board, food, and decisions for their well-being. Most often they live at their Mother’s home and constantly demand their favorite food, “tendies,” (chicken tenders) in exchange for “good boy points" used in turn as disposable income.

Our Counterstrike: Global Offensive Team might be short two players tonight, Michael and Nicholas are Tendie-pendants who do not have enough good boy points to play tonight.

by bigmillystyle December 7, 2016

anal pendant

Like a pearl necklace, but a single gob deposited on or near the anus.

Having already dumped a load into his cockholster, he didn't have enough in reserve to serve up a pearl necklace, so he gave her an anal pendant instead.

by Thrice Goatly December 7, 2009

Pandantic

To be an insufferable twit by arguing by definition

being pandantic: "You can't redefine marriage, in the dictionary it says...."

by Waydude May 15, 2013

anal pendant

buttsex resulting in not enough ejaculate for a pearl necklace, but sufficient for a pooling of spaff between the clavicles

he was too close to running on empty to give her the pearl necklace she requested, but still ensured that he left his cornholee with an anal pendant as a consolation prize

by hot fur magnet December 8, 2009

pundint

A common misspelling of the word "pundit," usually made by people with a fourth-grade education.

A political pundint says radical /hatefull things to continue getting attention from the media.

by SpellsPunditCorrectly January 13, 2009