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punchlines by Pkay the guy from draztik October 23, 2008
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Weak Punchlines
Weak Punchlines by GrahamCrackers April 11, 2013
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Punchline Pirate
An annoying sidekick who frequently interrupts comical anticdotes by anxiously blurting out the final line, an act that greatly diminishes the humor of the story. This person likely desires attention.
Don't even bother trying to tell any stories around jim. He's such a punchline pirate he'll wait til you set up the whole story then ruin it at the very end.
Punchline Pirate by lenneord January 21, 2009
Punchlining
The act of saying something absurd when someone enters a room so as to make them think that you're discussing something very bizarre.
When Pat came into the room, Joe engaged in punchlining him when he said out of nowhere "and that's the last time I ever set a penguin on fire in my bathroom!".
Punchlining by Mr_Shifty March 29, 2009
Punchies/Hattis
Its a punching game that consist of two people taking turns at punching the other. This game is played until one of them give up, and you can only give up on your turn. You can not give up before they get their punch on you. This game can be played on any part of the body but you have to pick only one, and you are not allowed to hit anywhere other that spot. The game is preferably played in the arm,face,chest, or stomach. you keep playing until your opponent gives up, and you cant take any breaks. This game was made to show dominance, courage, and the ability to take a hit. This game is usually played with two males but it's allowed to be played by any gender. The winner is considered the most dominance in taking a hit.
I want to play Punchies/Hattis with you.
Want to play Punchies/Hattis?
I can take a hit better than you. want to play Punchies/Hattis?
Want to play Punchies/Hattis?
I can take a hit better than you. want to play Punchies/Hattis?
Punchies/Hattis by Honda's Truth June 4, 2013
Falcon PunchLine
An extremely corny punchline.
A combination of Falcon Punch and Punchline. Falcon punch originated from the character Captain Falcon starring in the video game F-Zero. His character was later used in the popular Nintendo game Super Smash Brothers. His signature move in the game, the Falcon Punch, is used as a term for an extreme punch. This combines with punchline to express an "extreme punchline".
A combination of Falcon Punch and Punchline. Falcon punch originated from the character Captain Falcon starring in the video game F-Zero. His character was later used in the popular Nintendo game Super Smash Brothers. His signature move in the game, the Falcon Punch, is used as a term for an extreme punch. This combines with punchline to express an "extreme punchline".
Bob: Why was there a fence around the graveyard?
Tom: I don't know, why?
Bob: People were dying to get in!
Tom: Now that's a falcon punchline.
Tom: I don't know, why?
Bob: People were dying to get in!
Tom: Now that's a falcon punchline.
Falcon PunchLine by Iron Chef Quezon August 14, 2009
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