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Punched Lasagne 

A Vagina after child birth.
Shit the misses fanny was like a punched lasagne after my son was born!!!

A punched lasagne 

An insult

If someone calls you a punched lasagne they are calling you fugly
'I wanna date harry'
'Ewww what no he looks like a punched lasagne'

Punched Lasagne 

That is one ugly punched lasagne
Punched Lasagne by Alistair Holder January 25, 2017

Punched Lasagne 

A vagina that has been well used.

Possible Bacterial Vaginosis.

It causes a smelly vaginal discharge that may resemble a “fishy” smell and may become stronger after sex. Some women may have a white or gray discharge.
"Tantric sex sessions have left my vagina looking like a punched lasagne."
Punched Lasagne by 🇨🇲 August 22, 2018

punched in lasagne 

A very messy period ridden vagina
Jeoff: “Did you see her pics;)”
Robert: “Yeah she was on her period... it was a punched in lasagne”
Jeoff; “oh shit. I’m sorry”

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026