Sometimes, someone will threaten to punch you in the face when you have upset them to some degree. This is considered, amongst the lower primates (see bro), to be one of the best ways to win an argument. Typically, the implication is that, by punching you in the face, the "victor" would be vindicated. Also, this often implies that you are a gigantic faggot... as opposed to the guy punching you... who is always totally straight.

Beware those who actually WILL punch you in the face rather than just threaten to do so. They can often be identified by the imprints of some guy's teeth on their knuckles.

Guy A: "Dude, why are you sucking that guy's dick?"

Guy B: "Shut up! I'll punch you in the face if you say I'm gay!"

Guy A: "Yeah, THAT'LL prove you're not gay..."

punch you in the face by Bitch-monkey June 2, 2009

Punch You In The Face

Saint Louis punk band that makes fun of everyone while on stage, but mainly themselves.

Im going to go see PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE get wasted and play punk rock in Saint Louis.

Punch You In The Face by ike5522 May 2, 2008

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe. by Scot August 9, 2004

I'll Punch You In The Face!

Something you say to someone who is joking around with you, causing you to get upset like a little paranoid bitch and drink all of their beer. Usually this is a last resort when your intelligence suffers so badly that you can't think of anything clever to say.

Mike felt like crying like a little baby at Beavermead, so he said "I'll punch you in the face!".

I'll Punch You In The Face! by Binary Jay July 19, 2005

i wanna punch you in the face

Someone who annoys you to the extreme line of near hatred even without doing, saying anything, or even being there that you want to bash them up or you fantasise of bashing them up. In short, the term for a person that you want to punch in the face is called a 'Badger'.

I had a dream of the badger that sits next to me in class, then i woke up and said to myself "i wanna punch you in the face".

i wanna punch you in the face by Anonymous.Z June 17, 2014

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026