pemis

Pemis means sad face. It's the opposite of vagima. Nobody wants to see your pemis.

Aw, look at that guys pemis.
You mean penis?
No pemis you uncultured fuck.

by Boe Jiden the 3rd February 18, 2017

pemis

1)a typo commonly made by those who rush to get to the "penis" entries to giggle like sissies at the 125+ definitions; synonyms include pebis, punis, penid, pines, etc.

let's loik up pemis in the dixtiomary

by Thomas Hersh February 4, 2004

pemis

Desperate spinster's wish for eligible, edible and mailable male preferably with a bachelor's decree and suitably adorned with a bachelor's degree.

I've conclusively comte to the comclusion that eligible bachelors are simply an illusion, so I am writing the despertae spinsters veritable good guide dedicated to all pemis on how to give blow jobe to carrots,begginers; dildos,intermediate; vibrators,advanced and last, but not leaked broomsticks,honours bachelor.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

Pemis

Penis with an m so it’s child friendly

“Pemis”

by Pemis_pemis January 17, 2021

Pemis

When a retard tries to be funny.

Jerry: Hi Greg.
Greg: Pemis
Jerry: You arent funny

by Blurglehus February 10, 2021

pemi

A super funny, smart dude, that makes any one close to him feel very important.

That boy is a real Pemi

by Kratos Jr. August 18, 2018

PEMIS

When penis gets censored naming something on a game (like your horse) so you use PEMIS

"*types* penis *CENSORED* PEMIS"

by The booty messiah February 18, 2019