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Pemis means sad face. It's the opposite of vagima. Nobody wants to see your pemis.
Aw, look at that guys pemis.
You mean penis?
No pemis you uncultured fuck.
by Boe Jiden the 3rd February 17, 2017
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Jerry: Hi Greg.
Greg: Pemis
Jerry: You arent funny
by Blurglehus February 09, 2021
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1)a typo commonly made by those who rush to get to the "penis" entries to giggle like sissies at the 125+ definitions; synonyms include pebis, punis, penid, pines, etc.
let's loik up pemis in the dixtiomary
by Thomas Hersh February 03, 2004
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Penis with an m so it’s child friendly
β€œPemis”
by Pemis_pemis January 17, 2021
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Desperate spinster's wish for eligible, edible and mailable male preferably with a bachelor's decree and suitably adorned with a bachelor's degree.
I've conclusively comte to the comclusion that eligible bachelors are simply an illusion, so I am writing the despertae spinsters veritable good guide dedicated to all pemis on how to give blow jobe to carrots,begginers; dildos,intermediate; vibrators,advanced and last, but not leaked broomsticks,honours bachelor.
by Hercolena Oliver May 04, 2008
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When penis gets censored naming something on a game (like your horse) so you use PEMIS
"*types* penis *CENSORED* PEMIS"
by The booty messiah February 18, 2019
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