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1)a typo commonly made by those who rush to get to the "penis" entries to giggle like sissies at the 125+ definitions; synonyms include pebis, punis, penid, pines, etc.
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by Thomas Hersh February 03, 2004
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Pemis means sad face. It's the opposite of vagima. Nobody wants to see your pemis.
Aw, look at that guys pemis.
You mean penis?
No pemis you uncultured fuck.
by Boe Jiden the 3rd February 17, 2017
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Desperate spinster's wish for eligible, edible and mailable male preferably with a bachelor's decree and suitably adorned with a bachelor's degree.
I've conclusively comte to the comclusion that eligible bachelors are simply an illusion, so I am writing the despertae spinsters veritable good guide dedicated to all pemis on how to give blow jobe to carrots,begginers; dildos,intermediate; vibrators,advanced and last, but not leaked broomsticks,honours bachelor.
by Hercolena Oliver May 04, 2008
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