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Erectile Pumage 

When you beat your duck so UNBELIEVABLY hard it turns purple and hurts to touch.
“Woah, it’s SO big, but why is it purple?”
“Ah, it has Erectile Pumage, it’s in unbelievable amounts of pain right now
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Pumarejo 

Royal family name from spain, generally meaning strength, intelligence, wisdom, passion, compassion, poise, elegance, loyalty, brilliance, romanticism, and group unity.
Robert Pumarejo of Puerto Rican origin living in New York founded an organization built on strength, unity, wisdom, and overall compassion for the homeless, as well as hungry.
Pumarejo by prowess April 27, 2015

Breeding Plumage 

Breeding Plumage is most visibly noticed on overweight human males while bending over or kneeling down and most notably while in jeans. While in this position, a large area of the male’s rear end (cheeks and ass crack) usually become exposed through a non-intentional process and becomes readily viewable to the general public. While debate is still strong regarding this phenomenon, it is highly believed that passer by females may become attracted to the male resulting in the completion of the breeding ritual. Breeding Plumage has been seen in the bird world as well. Males generally have brilliantly colored feathers during mating season which they show off in order to attract female mates.
Whoa! better stand up man. Your plumber crack is really exposed.

Not to worry dude. Just hanging my breeding plumage out to see if there are any interested ladies.
Breeding Plumage by js1995 January 13, 2010
when something is so GROSS you want to puke
ewww that garbage is pukage
pukage by Nicole Davis January 19, 2009
a person who is addicted to swimming and martial arts but has no time to do homework and makes other people be in pain while he stands there menacingly
person1:how are you
person2:punches person1 for no reason
person1:hy are being a pumares
Pumares by stinger12349 June 9, 2021
Known as a mass amount of pubes. A Family of pubes. A gathering of pubes in a certain place, like the crotch or face, depending on who you are...
Damn girl - I can't get to it, there's too much pubage!
pubage by Bo5ton February 4, 2004