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Erectile Pumage 

When you beat your duck so UNBELIEVABLY hard it turns purple and hurts to touch.
“Woah, it’s SO big, but why is it purple?”
“Ah, it has Erectile Pumage, it’s in unbelievable amounts of pain right now”
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Pumarejo 

Royal family name from spain, generally meaning strength, intelligence, wisdom, passion, compassion, poise, elegance, loyalty, brilliance, romanticism, and group unity.
Robert Pumarejo of Puerto Rican origin living in New York founded an organization built on strength, unity, wisdom, and overall compassion for the homeless, as well as hungry.
Pumarejo by prowess April 27, 2015

Breeding Plumage 

Breeding Plumage is most visibly noticed on overweight human males while bending over or kneeling down and most notably while in jeans. While in this position, a large area of the male’s rear end (cheeks and ass crack) usually become exposed through a non-intentional process and becomes readily viewable to the general public. While debate is still strong regarding this phenomenon, it is highly believed that passer by females may become attracted to the male resulting in the completion of the breeding ritual. Breeding Plumage has been seen in the bird world as well. Males generally have brilliantly colored feathers during mating season which they show off in order to attract female mates.
Whoa! better stand up man. Your plumber crack is really exposed.

Not to worry dude. Just hanging my breeding plumage out to see if there are any interested ladies.
Breeding Plumage by js1995 January 13, 2010
when something is so GROSS you want to puke
ewww that garbage is pukage
pukage by Nicole Davis January 19, 2009
a person who is addicted to swimming and martial arts but has no time to do homework and makes other people be in pain while he stands there menacingly
person1:how are you
person2:punches person1 for no reason
person1:hy are being a pumares
Pumares by stinger12349 June 9, 2021
Known as a mass amount of pubes. A Family of pubes. A gathering of pubes in a certain place, like the crotch or face, depending on who you are...
Damn girl - I can't get to it, there's too much pubage!
pubage by Bo5ton February 4, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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