Plumage 

Facial Hair. Pubes don't count.

Damn how old is Chris Pearson? That hairless little monkey can't even sprout any plumage!

Plumage by Satchmo II November 18, 2004

Plumage 

A common adornment on the hats of band nerds at performances, comprised of feather-like material.
(also known as plumes)

"We're goin' out on the field, man, get yer plumage!"

"Those band nerds are lookin' SO fine with their plumage!"

Plumage by Amoran March 13, 2009

Breeding Plumage 

Breeding Plumage is most visibly noticed on overweight human males while bending over or kneeling down and most notably while in jeans. While in this position, a large area of the male’s rear end (cheeks and ass crack) usually become exposed through a non-intentional process and becomes readily viewable to the general public. While debate is still strong regarding this phenomenon, it is highly believed that passer by females may become attracted to the male resulting in the completion of the breeding ritual. Breeding Plumage has been seen in the bird world as well. Males generally have brilliantly colored feathers during mating season which they show off in order to attract female mates.

Whoa! better stand up man. Your plumber crack is really exposed.

Not to worry dude. Just hanging my breeding plumage out to see if there are any interested ladies.

Breeding Plumage by js1995 January 13, 2010

Prime Plumage 

An ounce of high-end, rare, sativza-dominant hybrid leafy weed.

Guy 1 : “Dude you’ll never believe this! *Bursts with excitement*
Guy 2 : “What’s up bro!?”
Guy 1 : *on verge of heart-attack excitement* “I got uss a whollee ounze of PRIME PLUMAGEEEE!!!
Guy 2: *—Dead from a heart attack caused by overexcitment—

Prime Plumage by The Zesty Goat June 17, 2018

plurage 

an abundance of

I have a plurage of books on my shelf.

plurage by rdrgrl January 18, 2009

plumagram

Urban mispronunciation of "pomegranate." The fruit is a reddish, pomelike berry, containing numerous seeds imbedded in crimson pulp, from which an acid, reddish juice may be obtained. Limited quantities are grown in California and the Gulf states.

"Yo, this is the best plumagram I have ever had, fo shizzle!"

plumagram by damned September 14, 2008

plummage

Verb - a combination of 'plunder' and 'pillage' for brevity.

The pirates plummaged the undefended harbor town.

plummage by Craiglanche September 15, 2016