pull a plumb

When the removal of a penis or other phallic item from the anus brings with it a rather substantial amount of fecal matter, usually coating the tip or head, that insertive device is said to have pulled a plumb.

Our date was going well up until I happened to pull a plumb, and to make things worse the smell didn't hit my nose until after my dick hit the new satin sheets.

pull a plumb by EssTeeDee April 11, 2016

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Pull out a plum

1. After anal intercourse having a piece of fecal material stuck to your penis.

2. After vaginal intercourse having a clot of blood on your penis, presumably from the woman having recently had or is still on her period.

Etymology: Nursery Rhyme Little Jack Horner

Tom: Fuck my ass.
Kevin: OK.
(after just finishing)
Kevin: You dirty fuck Tom, you made me pull out a plum. Now I have to go wash your shit off of my dick.
Tom: Occupational hazard, you faggot.

Pull out a plum by Skateboy66 May 11, 2009

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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