guy one:Dude watch where your going, you almost pulled a nelson
guy two: Oh shit son I did almost pull a nelson
guy two: Oh shit son I did almost pull a nelson
by Chris Sivertson February 11, 2008
Person one: "Did you see that guy, he almost hit me."
Person two: "Yeah, it's a good thing you didn't Pull a Nelson."
Person two: "Yeah, it's a good thing you didn't Pull a Nelson."
by James Kroger February 04, 2008
Rather look across the street before running across just simply run across and hope for the best. Which will never end in the safety of the other side of the road, you will always be hit by the car and break your jaw and many other bones
One man's thought:Hmm instead of looking before crossing this street I'm just going to cross.
Outloud man1:IM GOIN ACROSS THE STREET DURING PEAK TRAFFIC HOURS!
*Man 1 is hit by a car*
Man 2:Dude, you just pulled a nelson. Good job dumbass.
*Man 2 turns to the Camera*
Man 2:Now kids be careful when crossing the street. You wouldnt want to pull a nelson.
Outloud man1:IM GOIN ACROSS THE STREET DURING PEAK TRAFFIC HOURS!
*Man 1 is hit by a car*
Man 2:Dude, you just pulled a nelson. Good job dumbass.
*Man 2 turns to the Camera*
Man 2:Now kids be careful when crossing the street. You wouldnt want to pull a nelson.
by Lulzey McLulzster December 18, 2008
by Samuraicop February 26, 2021
1.Telling your parents you are spending the night at a friends, while that friend tells their parents they are spending the night at yours. Hitting up every party and club in town.
2. Tricking your parents into hanging with friends. Ending up sleeping in your car or theirs.
2. Tricking your parents into hanging with friends. Ending up sleeping in your car or theirs.
Question: Hey dude want to pull a nelson?
Response: Sure! Already on it!
Question: Hey bro why did you get grounded?
Response: I was in the middle of "pulling a nelson" and my parents found out I wasn't really at Bobs.
Response: Sure! Already on it!
Question: Hey bro why did you get grounded?
Response: I was in the middle of "pulling a nelson" and my parents found out I wasn't really at Bobs.
by Gannzo December 31, 2013
God damn it, one day I'll take all the jews and put them in a deli shop and sink it to the ground.
Dude, you just pulled a nelson.
Dude, you just pulled a nelson.
by Indian boy Ursula November 11, 2011
When you make plans with no intentions of actually showing up and the ghost those who the plans are with for at least two days.
The equivalent of the Karen that dishes on plans
The equivalent of the Karen that dishes on plans
by Unapologeticam June 19, 2023