puff monster

A large, ravenous, vaginal monster that destroys and consumes anything in its path.

My coworker scares me, her puff monster was especially hungry today.

by Cheezedizz January 26, 2017

Sugar Puff Monster

A person who is overly large and hairy. Can sometimes be caught holding teachers in the headlock shouting 'SUGAR PUFF SUGAR PUFF' and wearing clothing resembling a mythical being riding a magic carpet.

Person 1: OMG what is that overly large, hairy being??

Person 2: Can you not see those trousers?!? Its obviously the SUGAR PUFF MONSTER! SUGAR PUFF SUGAR PUFF PUFF!

by Boldy Pum Pum June 1, 2009