A highly advanced communication network developed to allow analog, digital (AstroPuff), and encrypted (SecurePuff) communications. Generally the puffnet is used for non-emergency operations and complex practical jokes. However it is on occasion used for covert tactical operations, and in place of an otherwise crappy primary communication system. The PuffNet has never failed and consistently performs exactly as expected. Only those with the proper access codes can communicate on the PuffNet.
Green light. Switch to SecurePuffNet within 1 mile of 2-0's house and commence redecorating his yard.
Hey, Lets go steal gabe's car again. Meet me on AstroPuffNet.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"