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It’s an handsome guy who has blue hair
Look at that PUFFONE!
Puffone by A Destiny’s child December 9, 2021
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A highly advanced communication network developed to allow analog, digital (AstroPuff), and encrypted (SecurePuff) communications. Generally the puffnet is used for non-emergency operations and complex practical jokes. However it is on occasion used for covert tactical operations, and in place of an otherwise crappy primary communication system. The PuffNet has never failed and consistently performs exactly as expected. Only those with the proper access codes can communicate on the PuffNet.
Green light. Switch to SecurePuffNet within 1 mile of 2-0's house and commence redecorating his yard.

Hey, Lets go steal gabe's car again. Meet me on AstroPuffNet.
PuffNet by PuffNET Dispatch April 3, 2011

Periorbital puffiness 

Person 1: i have periorbital puffiness
Person 2: me too
Periorbital puffiness by the dog56 September 20, 2022
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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