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To blow softly into ones anus for sexual pleasure and to arrouse
puff me by Hfrujfhhbh June 28, 2017
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Puff-meister 

1. The ever elusive person (scumbag) of any sex that either jumps from one "puff puff give " circle to the next, or very craftily slides back in the circle again before the bowl, joint, bong, glass dick, or what have you even makes a full round.
Back in the day in the old housing being a little nimbile nervy puff -meister was almost an unspoken contest won by the party beast with the trickiest hands or most skillful distractions. Every housing area held their puff-meister champ in "high" regards as he, she, or shim ended up the most definitely blazed up hood rat in the homelands.
Puff-meister by Bear Man Sr. February 8, 2020

Mexican cream puff 

Passing gas into your partners mouth as they are giving you a rim job.

Can result is the elusive and magical “El Diablo Azul” if there happens to be some romantic candles (or flames) burning close by for their exhale.
After dinner my partner was so full they barely had room for a Mexican Cream puff that evening.
Mexican cream puff by Osmodiar September 11, 2021

Mexican love puff 

When you cum so hard that you fart.
"Sorry, honey, but that was just a Mexican love puff. I still respect you."
Mexican love puff by chubnubby March 18, 2014

meat puff 

Did you hear that Aaron came out of the closet? I had no idea he was a meat puff.
meat puff by timmyj72 December 9, 2006

Meat puff 

By way of expelling toxic pollution from ones anus
Geez did you smell that meat puff Jason just let go. Smells like a burning pigmy army.
Meat puff by Beardedbumbloke August 6, 2015

Meat puff 

By way of expelling toxic pollution from ones anus
Geez did you smell that meat puff Jason just let go. Smells like a burning pigmy army.
Meat puff by Beardedbumbloke August 6, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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