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Puertorican BullWorm 

A massive schlong owned by a guy named khile.
Hey Mike, You ever see khiles puertorican bullworm?
Puertorican BullWorm by goreze March 17, 2021

puertoricanly 

The act of doing something in a stereotypically Puerto Rican manner.
She seasoned her steak very puertoricanly (lots of Adobe and Sazon).

Their house was decorated very puertoricanly (cheap, gaudy decor, plastic covering on sofas).
puertoricanly by rayamor December 17, 2009

PuertoRifan 

A person with African-American and Puerto Rican heritage.
Walter Jose Martinez Smith is an example of a PuertoRifan.
PuertoRifan by MidgetMexica October 29, 2008

puertorican girls 

The girls that no matter how hard you try will always steal your man right when they walk into the room.
"Dude I was at a party yesterday and this chick walks in through the door in slow motion. Fuck was she hot, obviously she was a puertorican girl!"

"I love me some puertorican girls."

puertorican people 

1: Ever heard of puertorican people?
2: No.
1: Me neither.

puertorican thundergod 

When you wear socks and slide around the house and shock your gf/ female friend with your penis. Must be done by a man of Hispanic decent.
My girlfriend wasn't cooking dinner so I ran around the house and gave her a puertorican thundergod to the lips.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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