puertoricanly

The act of doing something in a stereotypically Puerto Rican manner.

She seasoned her steak very puertoricanly (lots of Adobe and Sazon).

Their house was decorated very puertoricanly (cheap, gaudy decor, plastic covering on sofas).

by rayamor December 17, 2009

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Puertorican BullWorm

A massive schlong owned by a guy named khile.

Hey Mike, You ever see khiles puertorican bullworm?

by goreze March 17, 2021

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puertorican girls

The girls that no matter how hard you try will always steal your man right when they walk into the room.

"Dude I was at a party yesterday and this chick walks in through the door in slow motion. Fuck was she hot, obviously she was a puertorican girl!"

"I love me some puertorican girls."

by chittychittybang April 12, 2015

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puertorican people

something that doesnt exist

1: Ever heard of puertorican people?
2: No.
1: Me neither.

by the avrg neo-nazi September 15, 2023

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puertorican thundergod

When you wear socks and slide around the house and shock your gf/ female friend with your penis. Must be done by a man of Hispanic decent.

My girlfriend wasn't cooking dinner so I ran around the house and gave her a puertorican thundergod to the lips.

by PR_thundergod March 2, 2015

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A "Puertorican Calzone" is when a naked man (usually after sex) tucks his testicles between his legs so they are exposed from behind. He then lays on his stomach and a girl proceeds to give him "cosquillita" (gently running her fingertips on his skin) all over his back, shoulders, ass and balls.

Yo, my girl gave me a Puertorican Calzone last night n put me RIGHT to sleep.

by Tramposo December 14, 2009

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