pudwick

A person with small-dick energy. Someone lacking in both cerebral intelligence and moral character.

Tell that pudwick to shut the fuck up. He owes me
$20.

by Johnny Crockett November 1, 2023

pudwick

Someone lacking in both intelligence and moral character. A small-dick energy motherfucker.

Tell that pudwick Travis to shut the fuck up. He owes me $20.

by Johnny Crockett November 1, 2023

Pudwink

This term refers to when a gal is giving a hummer and won't swallow. Instead, she takes it out of her mouth and you spank a hot load on her face and some gets in her eye. The liquid stings and causes her to wink at your spent pud. Thus, pudwink.

She didn't swallow. She's a real pudwink.

by Larry Canada June 19, 2006

pudwacker

A man which will do anything for a women he likes and that does not like him back. Buy gifts,do favors,give soul.. etc. without getting anything in return.

Steven: Where is Jeff?
Nick: Oh hes with Laci
Steven: That pudwacker is always with her doing shit for her, is he even getting any game?
Nick: No she has a BF and he dosn't know ... HA!

by Joe Doll April 25, 2005

pudwacking

Masturbation, auto-stimulation, jacking off, pleasuring oneself, wacking your pud.

Dominic's girlfriend Rea does not put out since she is a lesbian, so he is stuck pudwacking all by himself.

by Jim Nuyens August 28, 2003

padwickinism

It is the situation in which the individual is calm when others are stressed, but stressed when others are calm. It ressembles paranoia but is slighlty different

Why she always gotta be stressed when she's meditating?
She is a padwick, she's got padwickinism!

by Bigdaddyissues January 10, 2021

pudwacker

A Person Lacking Skill
A Pussy
A Whimp

1.That kid i just pinned was a pudwacker
2.Hit him Don't be a pudwack

by Britt119 January 11, 2008