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A person with small-dick energy. Someone lacking in both cerebral intelligence and moral character.
Tell that pudwick to shut the fuck up. He owes me
$20.
pudwick by Johnny Crockett November 1, 2023
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Someone lacking in both intelligence and moral character. A small-dick energy motherfucker.
Tell that pudwick Travis to shut the fuck up. He owes me $20.
pudwick by Johnny Crockett November 1, 2023
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This term refers to when a gal is giving a hummer and won't swallow. Instead, she takes it out of her mouth and you spank a hot load on her face and some gets in her eye. The liquid stings and causes her to wink at your spent pud. Thus, pudwink.
She didn't swallow. She's a real pudwink.
Pudwink by Larry Canada June 19, 2006

pudwacker 

A man which will do anything for a women he likes and that does not like him back. Buy gifts,do favors,give soul.. etc. without getting anything in return.
Steven: Where is Jeff?
Nick: Oh hes with Laci
Steven: That pudwacker is always with her doing shit for her, is he even getting any game?
Nick: No she has a BF and he dosn't know ... HA!
pudwacker by Joe Doll April 25, 2005

pudwacking 

Masturbation, auto-stimulation, jacking off, pleasuring oneself, wacking your pud.
Dominic's girlfriend Rea does not put out since she is a lesbian, so he is stuck pudwacking all by himself.
pudwacking by Jim Nuyens August 28, 2003

padwickinism 

It is the situation in which the individual is calm when others are stressed, but stressed when others are calm. It ressembles paranoia but is slighlty different
Why she always gotta be stressed when she's meditating?
She is a padwick, she's got padwickinism!
padwickinism by Bigdaddyissues January 10, 2021

pudwacker 

A Person Lacking Skill
A Pussy
A Whimp
1.That kid i just pinned was a pudwacker
2.Hit him Don't be a pudwack
pudwacker by Britt119 January 11, 2008
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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