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safe punjabi (no virus) 

A technical term used to assure customers that the program they are downloading onto their computer is totally safe and definitely will not cause any harm to their device.
White: Jesse, did you just install BTD 3 UNLIMITED MONEY GLTICH (HACKED) onto the family computer?
Jesse: It said it was safe punjabi (no virus)!
Related Words
pudja • punjabi • puja • pudwacker • pudla • puda • puday • punjaban • punjabbed • Punjabski

punjabi teabag

Placing one's pubicle sack into a hot Tikka Marsala curry and then onto an unsuspecting victims face using a motion similar to that of dipping a teabag into hot water.
Rajesh fell asleep at work and was given the Punjabi teabag all over his face by a co worker.
punjabi teabag by Sw@mpD0nk3y November 25, 2014
Punjabis are both sikh and hindu in religion. There is an abundance of farmland and crops in this region. Many punjabis have migrated to large countries such as England Canada and the States
I am a punjabi who has parents from Punjab
A Pubjão can be used as a cornucopia of terms, a formal greeting "Hello fellow Pubjão", as an insult, or referred to as a place, (mostly a bar). It's versatile and dependent upon the emotion and tone behind it. It's used colloquially, and is often times a vernacular used lovingly amongst Portuguese speakers. The term can apply to anything and is all encompassing; deciphered only through tone and circumstance.
"Eh, Pubjão"
"Hello fellow Pubjão"
"SHUT UP YOU Pubjão!!"
"Let's go to the Pubjão".
"Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, no doubt, Pubjão".
Pubjão by LizKay June 29, 2020
Puja is a sweet kind girl... most of them are virgos but watch yo back bc if u try her things will get mad ugly!! So y'all need to chill when you see puja!! She can be nice but when u try to mess her up it's nah fun!! She makes a friend in 1 minute!! She kind and so beautiful!! Most pujas are Indian!! And some are not! They might name puja but they can be Kristen also most of them are Kristen also!!! (She is litt af)
Person 1: OMG it's puja she is so pretty.
Puja: I heard that thank u ur pretty too let's go get a smoothie later!

Person 1: sure no problem ur so sweet!! puja
Puja by Litt_savage_ayee August 14, 2017

punjaban 

1. Muteaar teen girl of state Punjab India
2. Beauty of Punjaab
3. Queen of Gidha
I want to go out a muteaar not...a buddi with few teeth in her mouth
punjaban by Dilpreet October 30, 2004
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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