pudgenius

A pudgenius is a slightly obese person that does one thing incredibly well.
They might be the author whose novels captivate the world or the astrophysicist
thar saves the earth from a meteor strike. Whatever it is, they are loved by all despite their out of shape physicality.

Remember that chubby guy, Alex, from class that practically passed out on that walking tour of campus at the start of the semester? He has raised over 20 million dollars on Kickstarter for a book he wrote over the break.
Then, he’s on the Today show and the hotty host practically asked him to marry her. He’s a total
pudgenius!

by Torbert March 5, 2022

Pudgenut

A pudgenut is someone who is neither fat nor skinny. Usually has a pouch like stomach and when they dance they consist of moving there pouch in a back and forth motion.

A pudgenut is also unaware of his pudgenut stature.

I was at the concert and I saw a man who looked like a total pudgenut when he tried to dance to the song that was playing.

by Dr. Brock Owens September 27, 2010

Pudgelism

The art of penile jousting, pointing your penis into another one to see who has the strongest blast.
Also, Pudgelist and Pudgelize (to scorch the other jouster). Used in Standup of The Black Jester.

The pudgelist turned blasted and scorched the other man's penis. He pudgelized the other man. It's what pudgelism is all about.

by pornstitute April 10, 2023

Vanessa Pudgens

What American actress Vanessa Hudgens would be called if she started gaining weight.

Mark: Yo man, you seen Vanessa Hudgens lately?

Jeff: Pfft...more like Vanessa PUDGENS... Homegirl seriously needs to go easy on the holiday binge eating.

by Richard_Hungwell December 3, 2020

pudgekins

The excessive roles on the side of a chubby persons lovehandles.

Damn women u got some pudgekins

by Chris1409 May 30, 2008

Pudgemouse

A nickname for someone who you like to anally fuck repeatedly

Hay pudgemouse I'm ready for round 2

by Alex Foure September 25, 2021