pudgekins

The excessive roles on the side of a chubby persons lovehandles.

Damn women u got some pudgekins

by Chris1409 May 30, 2008

pudgekin

A child who is pudgy/fat, and sits around the house all day being lazy and playing Webkinz.

My little brother is such a pudgekin, all he does all day is play webkinz and eat.

by Raymaas15 April 8, 2009

pudgenius

A pudgenius is a slightly obese person that does one thing incredibly well.
They might be the author whose novels captivate the world or the astrophysicist
thar saves the earth from a meteor strike. Whatever it is, they are loved by all despite their out of shape physicality.

Remember that chubby guy, Alex, from class that practically passed out on that walking tour of campus at the start of the semester? He has raised over 20 million dollars on Kickstarter for a book he wrote over the break.
Then, he’s on the Today show and the hotty host practically asked him to marry her. He’s a total
pudgenius!

by Torbert March 5, 2022

Pudgelism

The art of penile jousting, pointing your penis into another one to see who has the strongest blast.
Also, Pudgelist and Pudgelize (to scorch the other jouster). Used in Standup of The Black Jester.

The pudgelist turned blasted and scorched the other man's penis. He pudgelized the other man. It's what pudgelism is all about.

by pornstitute April 10, 2023

Vanessa Pudgens

What American actress Vanessa Hudgens would be called if she started gaining weight.

Mark: Yo man, you seen Vanessa Hudgens lately?

Jeff: Pfft...more like Vanessa PUDGENS... Homegirl seriously needs to go easy on the holiday binge eating.

by Richard_Hungwell December 3, 2020

Pudgeens

An entertaining fiction propagated by Swagbucks.com, where the definition of the word "Pudgeen" is up to the individual.

Finally got 8hrs of sleep and I feel so pudgeens!

by Pique February 1, 2012

Fudge Pudgins

A fudge pudgins is a person who is seemingly unaware of their environment and gives the appearance of being a tortfeasor at any given time. This is due to their innate ability to comprehend very little in respect to any form of social interactions and tends to drool a little bit when engaged in introductory conversations with members of both the same and opposite sex. A visually defining characteristic of the so-call "Fudge Pudgins" is the round belly and stubby arms.

Frank: Hey, my name is Frank, how's it going?
Fudge Pudgins Person: Girglepoof... *drool*
Frank: Yeah... about that... *walks away quickly*

by Kris Brier-Jones October 21, 2007