A pudgenius is a slightly obese person that does one thing incredibly well.
They might be the author whose novels captivate the world or the astrophysicist
thar saves the earth from a meteor strike. Whatever it is, they are loved by all despite their out of shape physicality.
Remember that chubby guy, Alex, from class that practically passed out on that walking tour of campus at the start of the semester? He has raised over 20 million dollars on Kickstarter for a book he wrote over the break.
Then, he’s on the Today show and the hotty host practically asked him to marry her. He’s a total
pudgenius!
The art of penile jousting, pointing your penis into another one to see who has the strongest blast.
Also, Pudgelist and Pudgelize (to scorch the other jouster). Used in Standup of The Black Jester.
The pudgelist turned blasted and scorched the other man's penis. He pudgelized the other man. It's what pudgelism is all about.
A fudge pudgins is a person who is seemingly unaware of their environment and gives the appearance of being a tortfeasor at any given time. This is due to their innate ability to comprehend very little in respect to any form of social interactions and tends to drool a little bit when engaged in introductory conversations with members of both the same and opposite sex. A visually defining characteristic of the so-call "Fudge Pudgins" is the round belly and stubby arms.
Frank: Hey, my name is Frank, how's it going?
Fudge Pudgins Person: Girglepoof... *drool*
Frank: Yeah... about that... *walks away quickly*