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black pudding dick 

When you have period sex with a girl without a condom
Girl -“Oh wait I’m on my period, have you got a condom?” Guy - “ Don’t worry I don’t mind black pudding dick”
“Looks like he’s getting black pudding dick tonight”
“I woke up the in the morning and had such bad black pudding dick”

dick pudding 

Chunky, nasty male ejaculation.
Clint: "EWWW....is that dick pudding?"
Torry: "No its blue cheese for my salad"
dick pudding by Torry December 8, 2005

Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding 

A popular American desert with a 99% body of Bull Feaces! It also contains 1% of a blonde wig with orange dandruff on the side!
Mmmm.... My wife loves the Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding at the White House Bar and Cafe

A dick in the pudding

A minor irritation that spoils the success or enjoyment of something; a shit in the bed; a cum rag in the pool
"You really are a dick in the pudding, Paul"
A dick in the pudding by Rexloid January 18, 2018

dick puddin 

I fucked that girl last night and when I pulled out I had dick puddin.
dick puddin by anonymous_21 May 12, 2015

dicking the pudding 

Hey, Kevin! Quit dicking the pudding and get to work!
dicking the pudding by dacarlton February 15, 2005