puckernut

when you are busted in a lie and your asshole puckers up and your balls shrivel and crawl up your ass in fear or embarrassment

N. Jones caught her spouse with his homely mistress and he turned into a PUCKERNUT in 2.5 seconds!

by fancifree4me June 03, 2010

Puckernut

Sphincter, asshole, anus, browneye...

I used my 12' monkey wrench to loosen your sister's puckernut.

by The_mekanik March 17, 2004

Puckernuts

Nuts from a tree that are as sour as lemons, if not moreso
Often used as a curse word by Elves on the world of two moons or Abode

"Puckernuts!"

by Ms. Amylia L. Clenny November 15, 2018