156 definitions by al

Women as Managers Scale (WAMS)
by al October 29, 2003
Gym-class style sport where a bunch of kids get divided into two teams and throw approximately 6-10 playground balls at each other across the middle-line of a gymnasium (which may not be crossed) in an attempt to get each other "out". If a ball is thrown into another player without bouncing off of anything, that player is "out" unless they catch the ball, in which case the thrower is "out". Once a ball bounces, it is essentially out of play until thrown again. This game is now being outlawed in schools, in a consistent attempt on behalf of the government to make children weak, retarded, and liberal.
Dodgeball is too violent to be played in our schools! Doesn't anyone know that children are actually made of extremely brittle materials and should not be touched by ANYTHING?
by al October 14, 2003
a british police term for blood. well, it's red and sticky, so why not.
"you should've seen it sarge. knives all round and a bag of charlie, chilli sauce all over the place"
by al February 6, 2005
another word for dick; more powerful than the average
1)Wanna take a ride on the iron pipe of fuck-nasty?
by al March 14, 2005
receiving head while on the shitter and drinking a beer.
Dave received a beer blumpkin @ the bar last night.
by al May 21, 2004
The only natural science that can be broken down into the categories "making drugs" and "blowing stuff up". Unfortunately, chemistry isn't all fun and games, mostly because of chemistry teachers, who are always bitching about things like "significant figures" and "molality versus molarity".
Remember that chemistry demonstration where the teacher burned his eyebrows off? That was hilarious.
by al February 5, 2004
Spam javelin. Pork sword. Meat maypole. Salami shagpipe. Turkey drumstick. Lamb length. Kebab tube. Mutton muff masher.
by al October 13, 2003