al's definitions

mutually assured destruction

1. (MAD) Any situation or course of action which ensures the total erradication of all parties involved.

2. Often used to describe what would have happened in the Cold War Era were one side to have attacked the other using nuclear weapons, causing the other side to retaliate, ensuring the nuclear obliteration of most of Asia and North America.

1. When Phil and Bob entered into that gay-suicide-love-pact, they were pursuing a course of mutually assured destruction.

2. Mutually assured destruction never happened in the Cold War -- look around you people; we're living in America, not the movie Cyborg.

by Al October 12, 2003

butt nut

A large-sized dingleberry, which clings to the hair or wool around the anus.

When she examined her anus in the shower, her fingers encountered a butt nut the size of a soy bean.

by Al January 24, 2003

chilli sauce

a british police term for blood. well, it's red and sticky, so why not.

"you should've seen it sarge. knives all round and a bag of charlie, chilli sauce all over the place"

by Al February 5, 2005

elephante'

large fat rolls on a obese persons back.

look at that mad elephante' hanging over her bra!

by al May 28, 2003

Ceadrophelia

The sexual desire to rape and kill paedophiles

I'm a Ceadrophelia

by Al May 18, 2003

pouch fucker

Man who likes to have sex with marsupials

Man is my boss a real pouch fucker

by Al September 1, 2008

floobs

Boobs that are large for the sole reason that the girl is fat.

Bob: That girl is hot, she's got a nice rack.

Bill: Those are floobs, man, what are you talking about?

by al September 30, 2003