Puñeton

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That one awkward (dumbass) friend in your group. One who falls for online scams and gets taken advantage of consistently. Girls have him listed as "free lunch" under contacts in their phones and will never leave the friend zone. Usually grow up to be 40 year old pokemon players addicted to tiktok and preffers pokemon over pussy anyday. A person who gets in fights over Yugi Oh Cards.

Did you see that josh updated his status to entrepreneur on facebook?

Relax he's a puñeton and sells herbalife from his trunk.

Puñeton by Tinman956 June 17, 2020

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puñetón

A very gay gay dude . Used by Pamela chup.

Me vale verga puñetón me vale verga todo pendejo .

Damn dude you’re such a puñetón for that .

puñetón by Kitty_gurl55 April 26, 2020

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puñetón • puniton • Pineton • ponetone • The Panetonne • pune tang • pune-tune • Punt on first down

ponetone

Big dick hard working loveable badass but heart of gold

That guy is definitely a ponetone

ponetone by Redneckbuck April 19, 2022

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puniton

A weak and diminutive person of minion stature

Hey you puniton show me your power

puniton by Serge June 4, 2023

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puniton

A weak and diminutive person of minion stature

Hey you puniton show me your power

puniton by Serge June 4, 2023

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Pineton

A man of impeccable stoic integrity, questionable friends, a loyal homie, a real one and a walking W that can and will succeed in life. Can sometimes be hotheaded and other times extremely chill.

"Pineton isn't pulling up to the function."

"Cancel it, we'll do it some other time."

Pineton by Extremely intelligent man October 1, 2023

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The Panetonne

The Panetonne is a sexual act which can only be done at Christmas time. It is when you tell your partner/lover to sit and close their eyes, as you get their Christmas present. As they are waiting you cum on there face

My boyfriend surprised me on Christmas morning by giving me The Panetonne

The Panetonne by Kenny of Suchness May 9, 2023

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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