pter 

Pter is the man.

If you're name is Pter, you will probably be a biology professor when you are older. You will give sexual education which you really like.

i love pter so much!

pter by efu8ejcoef January 11, 2023

Pterry 

Pseudonym used by the late, great author Sir Terry Pratchett.
Best known for his many Discworld books.

Name / Term abused by some vague internet bottom feeders as well - but these are just a rip-off and an insult to the memory of a great man.

Pterry wrote so many great books, I don`t know where to start.

Pterry by Guardian72 December 8, 2017

pterodactyl screech 

A phrase commonly used by the fandom side of the social media website tumblr to describe a reaction of an inhuman noise (that sounds like a pterodactyl screech) one has made after they see something that pleases them greatly and instantly excites them.

*A cute drawing of OTP shows up on dash*

Tumblr User: *pterodactyl screech*

pterodactyl screech by Carlyndra September 8, 2013

pterodactyl sex 

when a couple is in missionary position and the man puts the sheets over his arms and flaps his arms like a bird as he thrusts.

I couldn't take brad seriously when we had pterodactyl sex last night.

pterodactyl sex by ben dover4me May 13, 2014

Pteranodon 

A pterosaur from the cretaceous period. It isn't a fucking dinosaur.

Moron: My favorite dinosaur is Pteranodon
Me: Kicks his ass

Pteranodon by Fricctionaryo September 9, 2018

charcarodon pteryops giganticus 

The Tau Cetian relative of Charcarodon Megalodon (the ancient Great White Shark, specimens of which up to 100 feet in length have been found as fossils on Earth). The distinctive feature of the Tau Cetian variety, notwithstanding its length, is its winglike appendages (similar to those of terrestrial "flying fish" classification "excocetidae"). The Tau Cetian Great Whites are known to be able to fly lengths up to 400 meters, and exceed altitudes of 13 meters.

The lagoons of Tau Ceti were placid until the Charcarodon pteryops giganticus broke the surface of the water.

charcarodon pteryops giganticus by Nicholas Meyler September 15, 2003

Pterodoxical

|təˈrəˈdäksikəl|
adjective
(or Pteradoxical)

ORIGIN: early twenty-first century.: From Old-school Dinoenglish when Nietzsche dated this pterodactyl and they procreated.

Happening in a way that makes Rachael and Charity cry in the sequential order of: amusement, remorse, and then honor.

Not to confused with "pterodactyls," although can be accompanied by this.

Why yes, I am eating ice-cream and wearing workout clothes.

Just keepin' it pterodoxical today.

Pterodoxical by racharity October 7, 2011