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When you wipe before you poo so your booty isn't Hella wet. The you get put on house arrest. So you drive down to Jamaica to give your house a rest.
Dammm I really psooed again last night fam.
psooed by ND Sleeo May 19, 2021
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Pooed -

Adjective

A person notably lacking in common sense or skills necessary for life.

An adjective used to describe (a) situations, (b) people or (c) objects which demonstrate complete and utter incompetence.

Pooed also can relate to bewildering stupidity
Chon: Hey KK did you see that guy drinking out of a boot
KK: Yeah Chon he looks Pooed

KK: Hey Chon my Iphone won't turn on

Chon: It's Pooed
pooed by Chonatin October 8, 2013
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Pooed On 

To be tricked, played, insulted, or otherwise outdone.
John: hey Jane, wanna go on a date this Friday?
Jane: with who? you?
John: obviously.
Jane: obviously not.

Clearly John got Pooed On.
Pooed On by GamerGuy631 April 1, 2009

Pooed bowl

When you are smoking out of a pipe, bong, bubbler or your price of choice, and the weed in the bowl has been fully smoked and only ash remains. This is a pooed bowl. It can also be used as a verb, in the act of poling a bowl.
(adjective). "Man, this bowl is totally pooed".

"This is such a pooed bowl, it tastes nasty".
(verb). "Lets poo this bowl and pack another fresh one".

"Hey guys, if Bill falls asleep let's poo bowls on his neck".
Pooed bowl by Big Lou 53 May 27, 2009

You just got pooed on

A phrase which many school children will use when another pupil gets told off by they're teacher.
A boy throws a paper plane in class. The teacher sees him and tells him off... you would say to the boy... You just got pooed on

Pooed up 

noun
a condition in which there is difficulty in emptying the bowels, usually associated with hardened feces.
a high level of constraint or restriction; a pronounced lack of ease.
"I have to take a dump but it won't come out"
"Ah you pooed up"
Pooed up by Fresh Boppo May 21, 2020

Santa pooed 

To clime someone’s roof naked, particularly while the fire is inflamed, for the purposes of pooping down the chimney to set fire to ones excrements, while shouting “ho-ho-ho”. The challenge originated from the day someone was dared to complete such a challenge to do so without singing the hairs of ones ass.
Charlie went on dude bros roof and Santa pooed that old mans flaming fire so hard!
Santa pooed by Pooploverforever January 30, 2019
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