Pseudoporn in reference to media describes an image or that which creates an image which is borderline pornographic and in some debatable cases, actually softcore porn.
Pseudoporn can be found in various forms of media including but not limited to: animé, comics, young adult novels, and PG13 movies.
Pseudoporn is often used to draw in a larger viewership by teasing the audience with sexual content, but never giving them what they expect or want.
I went to an R rated movie last night expecting some action, but I was disappointed to find it was just pseudoporn. If I wanted to watch porn I'd just have stayed home!
An image that appears to be porn but is actually a photo of something else.
Bill: "My wife took some closeups of a flower the other day, I told her they looked just like her vag."
Mick: "Ha Ha, you must have a thing for pseudoporn!"
Eric: "I loved seeing your hot pussy on webcam, Jessica!"
Jessica: "That was my brother's armpit, douchebag."
Eric: "Oh no! I just tossed off to pseudoporn."
Refers to a person who is in a close, trusting and caring friendship with someone else of a strictly platonic nature.
They may act, talk, and think as a married couple would, but they are not at all romantically inclined.
Crystal: Hey girl! I brought you some freshly baked chocolate chip banana bread
Sky: OMG, I love you! You're the best pseudopartner ever!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.