pseudosport 

like a sport, but not a proper sport.

Golf is a pseudosport

pseudosport by tomdartmoor January 7, 2022

pseudoporn 

Pseudoporn in reference to media describes an image or that which creates an image which is borderline pornographic and in some debatable cases, actually softcore porn.

Pseudoporn can be found in various forms of media including but not limited to: animé, comics, young adult novels, and PG13 movies.

Pseudoporn is often used to draw in a larger viewership by teasing the audience with sexual content, but never giving them what they expect or want.

I went to an R rated movie last night expecting some action, but I was disappointed to find it was just pseudoporn. If I wanted to watch porn I'd just have stayed home!

pseudoporn by Dr. Aarben November 5, 2014

pseudoporn 

An image that appears to be porn but is actually a photo of something else.

Bill: "My wife took some closeups of a flower the other day, I told her they looked just like her vag."
Mick: "Ha Ha, you must have a thing for pseudoporn!"

Eric: "I loved seeing your hot pussy on webcam, Jessica!"
Jessica: "That was my brother's armpit, douchebag."
Eric: "Oh no! I just tossed off to pseudoporn."

pseudoporn by Vortigern April 24, 2010

pseudosupportive 

A term used to describe a type of sham emotional support that is not actually true support at all.

Our workplace offers a self-compassion seminar that is designed to appear helpful but is frankly merely pseudosupportive.

pseudosupportive by Dr Bunnygirl March 26, 2019

pseudopartner

Refers to a person who is in a close, trusting and caring friendship with someone else of a strictly platonic nature.
They may act, talk, and think as a married couple would, but they are not at all romantically inclined.

Crystal: Hey girl! I brought you some freshly baked chocolate chip banana bread

Sky: OMG, I love you! You're the best pseudopartner ever!

pseudopartner by starsheepie August 11, 2014