pseudo gay 

although the word "pseudo" before any other words means "self proclaimed", a pseudo gay is more something like a straight guy acting in a way that reminds homosexual attitudes, always bitching around about the fact that he is not gay.
he hangs out at gay nights but only if there are chicks whom he can show his pseudo gay attitude to.
a pseudo gay is usually a poser.
sometimes a pseudo gay can be a rah or a rah wannabe. (pseudo rah)

dude, stop acting like such a pseudo gay or you'll end up getting hammered by one of these machos.

pseudo gay by hyden alabaster April 6, 2009

pseudo gay 

although the word "pseudo" before any other words means "self proclaimed", a pseudo gay is more something like a straight guy acting in a way that reminds homosexual attitudes, always bitching around about the fact that he is not gay.
he hangs out at gay nights but only if there are chicks whom he can show his pseudo gay attitude to.
a pseudo gay is usually a poser.
sometimes a pseudo gay can be a rah or a rah wannabe. (pseudo rah)

dude, stop acting like such a pseudo gay or you'll end up getting hammered by one of these machos.

pseudo gay by hyden alabaster April 6, 2009

pseudo-gay

acting kind of, but not really, gay.

"Dude why are you being pseudo-gay"

pseudo-gay by Chris i think i can September 17, 2008

pseudo-gay

acting in a manner that is sort of, but not quite, gay>

" Wow! He's pseudo-gay!"

pseudo-gay by Chris i think i can September 16, 2008

Pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend 

(png bf/gf) Significant other of no particular significance but to:
A.) Approve/disapprove outfits before heading to clubs to hunt for boys/girls
B.) Give advice on what the opposite sex means by texts/non-verbal physical communications
C.) Be up for dinner or a movie at any given moment in the absence of a "real date"
D.) Have long conversations or short funny ones as long as they are amusing or supportive
E.) Approve/disapprove waxing options
F.) Screen all possible hook-ups and/or bootycalls for applicability.....

1. Good lord can you hang out with anyone besides your pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend, jeez!
2. What's up with you and your pseudo-non-gay girlfriend/boyfriend! DUDE, come on! They're totally blockin' tonight!

Pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend by acyd_byrn_70_65270 October 18, 2008

Psuedo-Gay Bestfriend 

A guy that is actually straight but gets friendzoned by all of his female friends and is treated as their gay bestfriend. The girl treats him as if he's their gay bestfriend despite the fact that he may want to actually have feelings or atraction towards her.

Joseph: Yo, how you gonna be hugging and cuddle up with all those girls but never do shit further with them.
Kyle: Dude, none of them like me in that way and it really pisses me off lowkey.
Joseph: Bruh, you know how girls always want to have that one gay bestfriend?
Kyle: Yeah
Joseph: Well, that's basically what you are.
Kyle: But I'm not gay tho so if anything I would be the "Psuedo-Gay Bestfriend"
Joseph: Yeah pretty much laughing.

Psuedo-Gay Bestfriend by zeldalover1113 October 30, 2017

pseudogarboyle 

Any creature that emerges from a pokeball and purports a noncombatant air whilst engendering violent ends with atleast 80% certainty, either through self-induced or progeny-induced means.

PSEUDOGARBOYLE CHANCEY- Chancey produces three eggs, which may themselves be used as throwing items.
For simplicity, let P(atleast one egg being effectively thrown)= P(all eggs falling or being thrown off of the map or left unused).
Now we can ignore those contributions since the probability of the former occurrance more than offsets the probability of the latter occurrance.

The CHANCE, since 13 of 16 items are damaging, that atleast one egg contains a damage-inflicting item is

P(atleast 1 egg contains damaging item) = 100% * (1 - (3/16)^3) = 99.34%.

Chancey breeds violence through progeny-induced means with over 99% certainty.

PSEUDOGARBOYLE CLEFAIRY- Clefairy mimics one of the other 12 pokemon, and since only 2 of these are pure garboyles, the probability that Clefairy mimics a violent pokemon, P(mimicking violence)= 100% * (10/12) = 83.33%.

Through self-induced means, Clefairy engenders violence with over 83% certainty.

pseudogarboyle by Joseph Fry June 14, 2007