Pseudogamer

One who plays online games from sites such as newgrounds and kongregate, yet has never actually played games on major consoles. A pseudogamer wholeheartedly believes he is a gamer, but he definitely isn't.

Dylan's such a pseudogamer; he brags about being a celebrity on sites like Kongregate but has never played World of Warcraft or Diablo before.

Jamie: "Yeah I'm a pro gamer. I just got 1,000,000 points in Stupidgame on Newgrounds."
Howard: "Have you ever actually touched a Gameboy before?"
Jamie: "No."
Howard: "You're such a pseudogamer."

Pseudogamer by ihatepseudogamers January 1, 2010

pseudomerican 

1. a Puerto Rican
2. a resident or citizen of territory governed by the United States but not granted congressional voting representation

Although Puerto Ricans are U.S. citizens, they are pseudomericans as islanders cannot vote in U.S. Presidential elections.

pseudomerican by KRE12 December 28, 2011

Pseudoname 

Like a pseudonym except it makes more sense. We aren't into fake nyms, we're into fake names.

He wanted to by coy, so he went by his pseudoname, "Roger."

Pseudoname by Punster21 September 14, 2021

Pseudoname 

It's a pseudoname for pseudonym.

He wanted to be coy, so he went by his pseudoname, "Roger."

Pseudoname by Punster21 September 14, 2021

Pseudopater 

A man who takes care of another man’s kid, and is now either dating or married to the other man’s ex.

Eric Cartman: “Yes >: )! I’ve finally done it! Kyle is now a Pseudopater, and has to take care of the kid that his wife birthed !”

Pseudopater by Amogus Sussi Baka March 29, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020