prymate

A queer fag that loves Xain. See also Original Sinner.

o pwnt u fag. -JSJ Sinner likes to fuck lil boys.

by JSJ December 17, 2004

disciplining the primate

Male masturbation. A more respectable derivative of "spanking the monkey".

Larry was late to work today because he was up all night watching Cinemax and disciplining the primate.

by SB17 August 29, 2006

Promate

a person who got promoted with you. Pronounced PROW-MYAT

we are finally promates!

by dogeshakespereare October 20, 2018

Patio Primate

The politically correct version of "porch monkey"

Joe: Hey look at that porch monkey!

Tom: Hey, hey, hey he's a patio primate!

by OriginalPatioPrimate October 5, 2009

premate

A word used by apes for the correct term "premade" in multiplayer games. It's used to describe a group of players organized before the game even started.

They are premates!
You mean they are premade.

by Liletta September 19, 2019

punishing the primate

spanking the monkey, polishing the buddha

I'm going to have to punish my primate otherwise I'll need a wheelbarrow for my sack.

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Portico Primate

A polite way to call a person of African American decent a porch monkey. Often used to offend a person without them getting mad at you.

(White guy) You are such a Portico Primate

(Black guy) Um . . . . okay?

by Big AL inc. June 19, 2011