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Premature Satirisation
Premature Satirisation by kiwiluke July 24, 2014
premature exfoliation
premature exfoliation by triggerboston August 13, 2012
Premature Paculation
When you're being chased by a ghost in Pac-Man or Ms. Pac-Man and you quickly turn around after thinking you ate a Power Pellet, just to find out you didn't eat it. You end up losing a life.
This happens more in the higher speed levels because you try to eat the Power Pellet and then eat ghosts as fast as possible.
Premature Paculation DOES NOT refer to the wasting of Power Pellets
This happens more in the higher speed levels because you try to eat the Power Pellet and then eat ghosts as fast as possible.
Premature Paculation DOES NOT refer to the wasting of Power Pellets
Dude: HEY! How come you just ran into that ghost on purpose?
Guy: I didn't mean to, it was Premature Paculation.
Dude: Oh, what's that?
Guy: I thought I went far enough to eat the Power Pellet but i turned around too quickly and the ghost wasn't edible.
Guy: I didn't mean to, it was Premature Paculation.
Dude: Oh, what's that?
Guy: I thought I went far enough to eat the Power Pellet but i turned around too quickly and the ghost wasn't edible.
Premature Paculation by troggy1009 January 18, 2009
Premature Rejectulation
When a user submits a new word and definition to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors who happen to review the submission lack intelligence, understanding and/or a sense of humour therefore end up prematurely rejecting spectacularly humorous submissions.
Editor - "A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally"
Disappointed user - "Damn it, premature Rejectulation again!"
Disappointed user - "Damn it, premature Rejectulation again!"
Premature Rejectulation by manicbubble February 10, 2015
premature redecoration
The day after Halloween as she was taking down {holiday] decorations of ghosts and pumpkins, she put up her Christmas decorations. It's only November first and this is the worst case of premature redecoration I have seen- she skipped right over Thanksgiving!
premature redecoration by JaneGordon.com January 1, 2016
Premature Congratulation
Premature Congratulation. Mother's day was sunday, I showed up at my moms house with flowers on saturday .
Premature Congratulation by CheeseGames June 3, 2017
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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