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Uses a macro for everything! Gets no women, and is at most 3 inches waist down...
Damn bro, ur a pryft down there eyy?
pryft by Kiwi#8365 July 21, 2022
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Term used to describe the unsatiable desire of a forced cumshot.
"Gringo over there be prftin to that Debra LaFave."
prft by pappylepew October 3, 2006
Related Words
pryft • Preft • prft • Prytherch • prifto • Prifty • Proft • Proftin • Proftitute • proftitution
Combination of the words Pretty and Nifty. Often these words are used in combination to describe a noun.
That car is prifty. "How is your ride?' 'Prifty!"
Prifty by Brad Lindon April 16, 2005

Dirty Prystash

A Dirty Prystash is when you get your rocks off on an inanimate object.
Hey look, that guy is giving that statue a Dirty Prystash!
Dirty Prystash by MrJLo1 January 2, 2009
Man, I don't even wanna have sex with her i just wanna prft on her face.
prft by Bobby Millers May 2, 2006
the wet fecal matter that smears in between two dome sacks after a girl defecates while getting double penetrated in the anal cavity
did we prytula that girl last night.
prytula by josh gureu February 20, 2011
A public building of sacred fire in Roman or Greek cities.
The governor ordered a prytaneum to be constructed.
Prytaneum by Mustesar July 31, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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