Proft

Socially awkward. The weirdest person to have ever walked the earth. Strange but also hilarious. Likes fake wizard beards. AWKWARD!!!

Person 1: why is that guy so strange?
Person 2: No! He's just Proft

by Pax1353 December 27, 2011

pooftie

Fictional characters that are cute and soft. "Poofti" is referred as the respective fictional world they live in.

"this character is so cute, it's such a pooftie!"
"I wish I could live in this poofti world, so I could be cute and pooftie too."

by butterfly on your shoulder February 9, 2020

Poofter baiting

Poofter baiting consists of writings on the wall of male public toilets to entice homosexuals to meet and perform sexual favours.

The writing may be of the form such as “meet here every Thursday 5.30pm for hot cock sucking.” Or “uncut BBC loves cum call me xxxxxx”. Etc

That public toilet wall was full of graffiti and Poofter Baiting writings. Must be a gay toilet.

by kam75xx February 24, 2019

Pofty

Is a new platform, pofty.com. Which is trying to change the landscape of labour and services
POFTY: Professional, Organised, Focused, Trustworthy, Yes Minded

Where did you find this chief? oh, I Pofty it

by History&EnglishResearch August 6, 2020

Cuppa Prof

Hottest Beverage in the World.

Person A: 'Have you heard the new Cuppa Prof song?'

Person B: 'Nah I like Drake'

Person A: 'Try Prof, he only makers Bangers and Tea'

by Tempwork November 2, 2020

proctometrist

a doctor specializing in vision care for individuals with their head up their ass.

Dude! It's right there, plain English, in front of your face! You need to make an appointment to see your proctometrist.

by cyclopath September 22, 2010

profanisaurus

Concept created by the writers of UK comic Viz which was stolen by Urban Dictionary with no credit given to Viz.

Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 1: Let's use and expand this Profanisaurus idea in Viz to create a Website, and not acknowledge the original idea at all.
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 2: Isn't that morally wrong?
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 1: Yeah but this is the internet and we're faceless so it doesn't matter.

by Nick-N August 17, 2016