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chain of prevents 

A chain of events that prevents you from accomplishing anything important.
Billy: "Did you do the paper for history last night?"

Edwards: "Well, I started it but then Jimmy showed up with a twelve and showed me some videos online and... long story short, I didn't get it done because of the unexpected chain of prevents."
chain of prevents by Antrock February 25, 2010
adj- (pronounced pro-tenis) rich in protein
I had a very protenous dinner consisting of: grilled chicken, cottage cheese and edamame.
protenous by Alexandra Thomas February 1, 2006

Detention provention 

When you suck off the principal to get out of detention
Dad - did you get a detention

U - yes
Dad - why aren't you there
U - cause I blew him
Dad- so you got detention provention
A kid who doesn't sleep and stays up all night playing a lot of League of Legends.
Guy 1: Why does that kid have such horrible bags?
Guy 2: Because he's a proxenus bro
Proxenus by Dipset_Hippie September 5, 2016

Preventually 

Similar to eventually.
When something happened sometime in the past, but you don't know when.
I know preventually she did it.
Preventually by G November 21, 2003

Homo provectus 

Means “advanced human”. It is used for people with super-human abilities because of the power of technology. People with super-human prosthetic arms (such as the ones from Psyonic) can be called Homo provectus. In the future, advanced armor, mech suits, and cyborgs can all be called Homo provectus.
That prosthetic arm isn’t just Homo sapiens, it’s Homo provectus.