proudlove
Proudlove is a definition of someone who has really weird taste in boys (especially gingers) and boys with mullets
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Proudlock
When a man masterbates and jizzes into a cup before locking it away, so he can therefore keep track of his ejaculation amount, over time. The man may then decide to show a potential girlfriend his produce from his Proudlock to show his capability to ejactulate large or small amounts.
Proudlock by William Giggs February 24, 2011
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prolovespect
One easy word for a potential girlfriend or boyfriend. A prolovespect is a person you like but aren't dating or sleeping with them yet. Polyamory comes with plenty of prolovespects!
"Prospect" is too non affectionate to use for someone you like; therefore:
Prospect + Love= Prolovespect
Pronounced: pruh-luv-spekt
"Prospect" is too non affectionate to use for someone you like; therefore:
Prospect + Love= Prolovespect
Pronounced: pruh-luv-spekt
I am really starting to like this guy... he's definitely a prolovespect now!
I didn't know she was your prolovespect ...
Hopefully we will go from prolovespects to lovers tonight.
I didn't know she was your prolovespect ...
Hopefully we will go from prolovespects to lovers tonight.
prolovespect by Pseudorain January 28, 2019
proudsome
proudsome by ProudsomePerson December 25, 2016
protoloveism
The earliest, often nonverbal, moment of preferential recognition shown by an infant or very young child toward a primary caregiver, manifesting as a deliberate, unprompted touch, a sustained, focused gaze, spontaneous, determined stretching of arms, maybe even a burst of baby piss in the chest during an initial diaper change.
My 16-year-old son finally sent me a texted protoloveism. God and Sam Altman bless Neil Papworth, Matti Makkonen, and Friedhelm Hillebrand!
protoloveism by TR Arterburn December 9, 2025
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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