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Proudlock 

When a man masterbates and jizzes into a cup before locking it away, so he can therefore keep track of his ejaculation amount, over time. The man may then decide to show a potential girlfriend his produce from his Proudlock to show his capability to ejactulate large or small amounts.
Hey dude, you can ejaculate very much,

Man, yes i can ill show you my Proudlock
Proudlock by William Giggs February 24, 2011
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prolovespect 

One easy word for a potential girlfriend or boyfriend. A prolovespect is a person you like but aren't dating or sleeping with them yet. Polyamory comes with plenty of prolovespects!

"Prospect" is too non affectionate to use for someone you like; therefore:

Prospect + Love= Prolovespect

Pronounced: pruh-luv-spekt
I am really starting to like this guy... he's definitely a prolovespect now!

I didn't know she was your prolovespect ...

Hopefully we will go from prolovespects to lovers tonight.
prolovespect by Pseudorain January 28, 2019

proudsome 

Lbeing successful or someone to be proud of.
I am a proudsome person.
proudsome by ProudsomePerson December 25, 2016

protoloveism

The earliest, often nonverbal, moment of preferential recognition shown by an infant or very young child toward a primary caregiver, manifesting as a deliberate, unprompted touch, a sustained, focused gaze, spontaneous, determined stretching of arms, maybe even a burst of baby piss in the chest during an initial diaper change.
My 16-year-old son finally sent me a texted protoloveism. God and Sam Altman bless Neil Papworth, Matti Makkonen, and Friedhelm Hillebrand!
protoloveism by TR Arterburn December 9, 2025