Proudlock

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When a man masterbates and jizzes into a cup before locking it away, so he can therefore keep track of his ejaculation amount, over time. The man may then decide to show a potential girlfriend his produce from his Proudlock to show his capability to ejactulate large or small amounts.

Hey dude, you can ejaculate very much,

Man, yes i can ill show you my Proudlock

Proudlock by William Giggs February 24, 2011

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Predlocks

Predlocks are dreadlocks that are worn by people that look like Predator from the movie Predator.

Chris Bosh (Predator) had to shave his predlocks once he got to Miami.

Predlocks by Boshisaraptor February 20, 2011

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prolocking

A word to describe a type of walk or run usually related to an animals movement

‘The deer prolocked through the field’
‘The bunny was prolocking around’

prolocking by ninilicious July 2, 2023

proudclock

Proud of your package. Got a big one! Big male organ.

The man has a big proudclock.

proudclock by Bigone12 November 14, 2021

problock

most realist gang in kcmo

i wish i was problock

problock by problock September 7, 2020

proudlove

Proudlove is a definition of someone who has really weird taste in boys (especially gingers) and boys with mullets

Proudlove: god dayum I like some
Friend: oh no is it a ginger

proudlove by anonymous March 10, 2025

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026