protung 

pussy
poontang

Used by Snoop Dog in Dr. Dre's Chronic on the track "Bitches Ain't Shit"

I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung

protung by tom April 3, 2005

Protinger

A derogatory term used to describe a white American living on an Island in a Foreign country.

That nasty Protinger is always fucking his dog on the Island of Cozumel

Protinger by SauceFish July 14, 2020

ProTUNE 

When a professional, using Cobb Tuning's ProTUNER software, makes adjustments to one or more maps stored on a user's Cobb AccessPORT to maximize power, fuel economy, or meet other customer goals for a Subaru Impreza, Legacy, or Forester.

I went stage II and got a protune, now my car is teh fastAr!!

ProTUNE by IWSTI September 30, 2006

Hentai Protangonistitis 

A certain medical condition where a person has no eyes, but inadvertently gains superpowers: the known side effects are harems, lustful personalities, and Yandere actions: it’s a blessing to most onlookers.

The man across the street has been blessed with Hentai Protangonistitis

Hentai Protangonistitis by Caramel_is_scrumptious October 4, 2019

protuntariantitis 

pronounced ( pro tune ta tear E ant eye tis)

this is a disease I entirely made up so you dont have to go to school. if you "have this" you will have the following symptoms

-muscle soreness
-migraines
-potential fever
-nausea
-a crave for food
-explosive diarrhia
-bad odor
-slow walk
-and sweats

this disease can last anywhere from 12 hours to up to 2 weeks
this is a very common disease
even more common than BOFA and LIGMA

Teacher: why weren't you at school for the past 2 days?
Student: I had Protuntariantitis
Teacher: Oh ok, that sounds bad and entirely real. Well, Welcome back.

protuntariantitis by ManMan6t9 November 18, 2021

produngulous 

An occurrence that has unfolded has or is been so stupid that it cannot be comprehended or interpreted by people to identify into smaller details. A synonym for confusion.

“dude… did you see what just happened?”
“yeah, that was pretty produngulous.”

produngulous by earlybirdgetsthebag February 2, 2024

produngulous 

A situation or occurrence that is inhumanely impossible to comprehend; used in a joking matter.

Guy 1: What the? How did that guy kill me?
Guy 2: I don’t know, either he was hacking or it’s the most produngulous shit that have happened.

produngulous by earlybirdgetsthebag June 19, 2024