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Hentai Protangonistitis
A certain medical condition where a person has no eyes, but inadvertently gains superpowers: the known side effects are harems, lustful personalities, and Yandere actions: it’s a blessing to most onlookers.
Hentai Protangonistitis by Caramel_is_scrumptious October 4, 2019
protuntariantitis
pronounced ( pro tune ta tear E ant eye tis)
this is a disease I entirely made up so you dont have to go to school. if you "have this" you will have the following symptoms
-muscle soreness
-migraines
-potential fever
-nausea
-a crave for food
-explosive diarrhia
-bad odor
-slow walk
-and sweats
this disease can last anywhere from 12 hours to up to 2 weeks
this is a very common disease
even more common than BOFA and LIGMA
this is a disease I entirely made up so you dont have to go to school. if you "have this" you will have the following symptoms
-muscle soreness
-migraines
-potential fever
-nausea
-a crave for food
-explosive diarrhia
-bad odor
-slow walk
-and sweats
this disease can last anywhere from 12 hours to up to 2 weeks
this is a very common disease
even more common than BOFA and LIGMA
Teacher: why weren't you at school for the past 2 days?
Student: I had Protuntariantitis
Teacher: Oh ok, that sounds bad and entirely real. Well, Welcome back.
Student: I had Protuntariantitis
Teacher: Oh ok, that sounds bad and entirely real. Well, Welcome back.
protuntariantitis by ManMan6t9 November 18, 2021
produngulous
An occurrence that has unfolded has or is been so stupid that it cannot be comprehended or interpreted by people to identify into smaller details. A synonym for confusion.
produngulous by earlybirdgetsthebag February 2, 2024
produngulous
Guy 1: What the? How did that guy kill me?
Guy 2: I don’t know, either he was hacking or it’s the most produngulous shit that have happened.
Guy 2: I don’t know, either he was hacking or it’s the most produngulous shit that have happened.
produngulous by earlybirdgetsthebag June 19, 2024
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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