"Kev, dude.
Your face is glowing;
what's good man?"
"Man, I dicked Brittney last night. She's like a 10. I'm like sexy and I never even knew."
"I hate to break this to you Kev, but Brittney's a not-for-profitute."
"Oh. Dude,
I'm not even mad though. Her tits were bouncin'."