protien shake

a mouth full of cum

asking a girl if she is hungry, and offering her a protien shake

by mike August 29, 2003

protien shake

A poorly spelled version of protein shake.

Protein shake is one exception to the "I before E" rule.

by Johnny Rocketfingers October 18, 2003

turkey baster full of protien shake

a penis, originates from the concept that male ejaculate is high in protien.

"I gave it her"
"Gave her what?"
"You know my turkey baster full of protein shake

by Big E notor E us October 16, 2003

Divine Protein Shake

The most natural substance known to man, made by men. A euphemism for semen that was coined by the Doctor of Spirituality, 40 Day Water Fast Survivor, and Creator of Premasati Yoga, Connor Murphy himself. Connor Murphy has been drinking his own, and other men's, nut butter for its perceived health benefits and muscle growing properties. The love liquid contains some powerful substances such as Oxytocin, Spermidine, Nerve Growth Factor, Testosterone, and Protein, to name a few.

"I'm gonna suck Nicolli's Divine Protein Shake straight from the tap to avoid unwanted oxygen exposure."

"Damn! My girlfriend has become Ronnie Coleman 2.0! Her gains must come from drinking my Divine Protein Shake."

by notgaybtw March 23, 2021

protein shake

semen or sperm

-Yo, she really took your protein shake?
-Hell yeah! She swallowed like a pro!

by ripR1 October 11, 2008

protein shake

For one to nut in a girls mouth.

I gave michelle a protein shake for breakfast..

by war-su-gi January 24, 2003

Protein shake

The Sexual process of masturbating a male and catching the semen in your mouth.

Hooker: I like to keep myself healthy by enjoying a protein shake right after a heavy workout session.

by Jared Ellis March 9, 2008