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prostitooter 

a prostitute that farts in the presents of her clients.
I was in Amsterdam last week and I ended up with a prostitooter, the stench was awful.
prostitooter by Deniz & Hike January 18, 2008
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prostitooter 

1. a prostitute with flatulence!

2. a prostitute with a cocaine problem

3. a prostitute that will instruct you on how to have sex.
1. john, I wouldn't pay too much for that. That prostooter does nothing but fart .

2. John, I'd be careful because that prostotooter going to cost you money. She's got a serious cocaine problem.

3. John, you know that prostitooter Susan? She was so patient and she taught me so much.
prostitooter by Gabalot July 28, 2020

prostituterous

An action that is both slutty and preposterous.
Dude 1: Did you see that girl dancing?
Dude 2: Prostituterous

Prostihooker 

The conjunction of the words prostitue and hooker. Used to describe a girl who is slutyer than both a prostitue and a hooker, or used as a derogitory term to someone you don't like.
Ex. 1 "That Courtney is such a prostihooker, she probably spends most of her time on her knees." Ex.2 "Leave me alone you fucking prostihooker!!!!"
Prostihooker by Xero _ Manifest December 12, 2010

prostitoot 

Amish slang for virgin or someone who has not or will never have sex.
That amish chick is such a prostitoot.
prostitoot by Amish Virgin Mary January 9, 2010

prostitote 

bag, satchel, or some other large means of conveyance (body bag, over-sized trash bag) which is used in the transport of corpse(s) of coked-up, dead hooker(s) from scene of crime to alleyway, dumpster, woods, etc.
The call-girl we ordered for Jaline's birthday party had an aneurysm in the middle of giving her a lapdance, so we had to stuff her in a prostitote and haul her ass out to the dumpster.
prostitote by 734 March 12, 2008

prostituter 

One who prostitutes their body
Mary is a profesional prostituter.
prostituter by Andrea Lewis April 13, 2008
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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