10 definitions by Gabalot

HPV

Hawaiian Punch & Vodka

Hey guys. Has any of you ever had HPV? No? Wow. I thought everyone had. That's great though. I'm going to pass it around. I think you will love it.

by Gabalot June 24, 2017

Copufallating

Being fucked and eaten at the same time.

I wish I'd tried copufallating a long time ago. It's so awesome, I almost had a heart attack. To dieb that way would be so sweet.

by Gabalot March 29, 2017

Great GILF

Great grandmother I'd like to fuck

OMG did you see that Great GILF pushing her walker? She was so hot the way she was breathing hard. I couldn't help but fantasize that she was panting all over my body.

by Gabalot July 28, 2020

Clit or miss.

when you go down on a girl and miss the spot.

son, let me tell you something. it's not always guaranteed that you're going to get a woman off. sometimes you clit or miss.

by Gabalot July 28, 2020

Saturday night beaver

a weekend booty call

Saturday is the best day of the week cuz that's when I get my Saturday night beaver on.

by Gabalot July 28, 2020

Fagly

Term of endearment used by gays when seeing a hot male with a pretty mouth and buns of steel

Look at Mark. What a mouth. And look at that hard swishy ass. He's so fagly.

by Gabalot April 16, 2017

Fuckin' Z

Fuckin' Z should be used when something is so outrageous or unbelievable that Fuckin' A whimpy

Fuckin' Z, dude! I got arrested last night because I ripped off that tag sewn to your pillow that says DO NOT REMOVE I had to call my 92 year old wheelchair bound grandma to bail me out at 3:00 a.m. Her car was broken down so she had to wheel hers!elf 16 blocks to the police station. Fucking' Z, man, she put up her house for my bail which was $250,000. Shit

by Gabalot June 24, 2017