Gabalot's definitions

Great GILF

Great grandmother I'd like to fuck

OMG did you see that Great GILF pushing her walker? She was so hot the way she was breathing hard. I couldn't help but fantasize that she was panting all over my body.

by Gabalot July 28, 2020

Clit or miss.

when you go down on a girl and miss the spot.

son, let me tell you something. it's not always guaranteed that you're going to get a woman off. sometimes you clit or miss.

by Gabalot July 28, 2020

Saturday night beaver

a weekend booty call

Saturday is the best day of the week cuz that's when I get my Saturday night beaver on.

by Gabalot July 28, 2020

prostitooter

1. a prostitute with flatulence!

2. a prostitute with a cocaine problem

3. a prostitute that will instruct you on how to have sex.

1. john, I wouldn't pay too much for that. That prostooter does nothing but fart .

2. John, I'd be careful because that prostotooter going to cost you money. She's got a serious cocaine problem.

3. John, you know that prostitooter Susan? She was so patient and she taught me so much.

by Gabalot July 28, 2020

HPV

Hawaiian Punch & Vodka

Hey guys. Has any of you ever had HPV? No? Wow. I thought everyone had. That's great though. I'm going to pass it around. I think you will love it.

by Gabalot June 24, 2017

Fuckin' Z

Fuckin' Z should be used when something is so outrageous or unbelievable that Fuckin' A whimpy

Fuckin' Z, dude! I got arrested last night because I ripped off that tag sewn to your pillow that says DO NOT REMOVE I had to call my 92 year old wheelchair bound grandma to bail me out at 3:00 a.m. Her car was broken down so she had to wheel hers!elf 16 blocks to the police station. Fucking' Z, man, she put up her house for my bail which was $250,000. Shit

by Gabalot June 23, 2017

Fagly

Term of endearment used by gays when seeing a hot male with a pretty mouth and buns of steel

Look at Mark. What a mouth. And look at that hard swishy ass. He's so fagly.

by Gabalot April 15, 2017