prosper tx 

A small town in far north Dallas, comprised of pretentious nouveau riche citizens who think class is defined by your material possessions such as what shoes you wear, handbag you carry or car you drive. Prosper people grew up middle and lower middle class but worked hard to overcompensate for the life they didn’t have growing up.

Prosper parents revel in being considered the “Richest school district in the state” and somehow think money equates to class. They also have the nicest facilities but are hiding the deep debt for their viral schools. Prosper parents are fooled by the rhetoric of it not raising their taxes and are happy to see their Zestimates for their homes go up because this, again, is equated to wealth in their small minds. 75% of the high school students are hungover, taking AP classes with straight A’s with no homework, mediocre SAT scores, a vape pen in their locker and some sort of scripture on their Instagram bio. Prosper students lack any real relationships of substance and have mastered the art of a backhanded compliment.

That’s very Prosper TX of them

prosper tx by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023

prosper TX mom 

Most “Prosper Moms” blindly trust the indoctrination of their children by the school system while they get their hair extensions and lip filler to stay the elite mom in their swings group so their husband will still find them the most attractive. You must drive a black, white, or silver SUV, have teal pots for your outdoor plants, and have purchased your blue check mark on Facebook and Instagram. They pass their insecurities down to their children in the form of social climbing and exclusivity. They buy their adolescent and teenage daughters designer shoes and handbags as a way to elevate them above the other kids their age all while socially engineering their friendships and relationships based on neighborhoods, parents and extracurricular activities.

You’re a prosper tx mom, aren’t you

prosper TX mom by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023

Prospertaraty 

Pros-par-tar-a-tee

Prospertaraty is when someone will plead for something nonstop.

"Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum!"
The child is so prospertarated. The prospertaraty won't stop.

Prospertaraty by lum the plum April 15, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022