poopitation 

To meditate while pooping. For many people the only time you are truly alone is when your in the bathroom pooping. You close your eyes and enter a state of deep meditation, allowing your mind to be clear and your body to expel toxins.

Joe has been much less stressed since he started utilizing poopitation practices daily.

poopitation by The Art of Mayhem September 19, 2019

propriation 

state of being proper.

I doubt the propriation of what you said at the meeting yesterday.

propriation by uttam maharjan August 28, 2010

Propetitionistlessfarter 

Someone whos career is to petition against farting in public places and/or someone who sets up a charity foundation to stop farting from polluting our atmosphere.

Hello my name's rasputiadimitripablojohnRicardo Rodriguezjunior and I am a propetitionistlessfarter.

Propetitionistlessfarter by Lazerxvenom February 7, 2018

poopitations 

poopitations are feelings or sensations that your rectum is pounding or racing in a great panic state. It can be felt in your gut, colon, rectum or index finger. You may: Have an unpleasant awareness of your own full underwear. Feel like your out of control of such bodily functions.

"I nearly fell off the ledge, I was having poopitations"

poopitations by PuzzleArcher January 23, 2020