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Punnoisseur 

Someone who understand how to make good puns in good situations.
Boris is a punnoisseur.

Only a real punnoisseur will understand this pun !
Punnoisseur by Prozhak April 28, 2017

pornoisseur 

a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments on porn, particularly one of hard core, or in matters of perversion: a connoisseur of porn.
Persons whos eyes bleed and their soul is emptied by the consumption of so much porn they earn the title "pornoisseur" and become subject matter experts on internet, video, sex scene and/or other porn matters.
pornoisseur by Eric VonUlmer November 25, 2006

Pornnoisseur 

Connoisseur of porn, expert judge and collector of pornographic material.
Certainly, there was a host of different dishes hot and steamy to cater to the tastes of pornnoisseur.

Can you send me Jennifer Lawrence nudies? I know you are a pornnoisseur.

Like the original structure, his piece has a beauty that lures pornnoisseurs.
Pornnoisseur by Lab Effort January 14, 2015

Pornoisseur 

Combination of the words ‘porn’ and ‘connoisseur’ to indicate someone (male or female) who is a discerning and responsible consumer of pornography, as opposed to someone who wanks off to whatever they can find or someone whose tastes are highly dubious.

A pornoisseur:

* possesses a great deal of knowledge about pornography and awareness of its genres, gained over many years, but is not remotely interested in viewing anything sick, abusive or illegal

* has informed and discriminating taste and can distinguish the good porn from the bad

* enjoys porn and recommends it to their friends as part of a healthy sexual relationship
Yeah, I suppose you could call me a pornoisseur: I spent ages in a sex shop the other day choosing DVDs. There’s a lot to take into consideration as those DVDs ain’t cheap!: production values, how hot are the women, how hot are the men, how long is it, what’s the genre…
Pornoisseur by mona_minchiata April 16, 2009

cronnoisseur 

1. a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments in marijuana varieties, or in matters of taste.

2. a discerning judge of the best marijuana.
-If you are a hardcore cronnoisseur, you might find the strain choices too limiting.

-He was a true chronic, and connoisseur of Sour Diesel in particular.
cronnoisseur by cronnoisseur June 15, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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