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Pornoisseur 

Combination of the words ‘porn’ and ‘connoisseur’ to indicate someone (male or female) who is a discerning and responsible consumer of pornography, as opposed to someone who wanks off to whatever they can find or someone whose tastes are highly dubious.

A pornoisseur:

* possesses a great deal of knowledge about pornography and awareness of its genres, gained over many years, but is not remotely interested in viewing anything sick, abusive or illegal

* has informed and discriminating taste and can distinguish the good porn from the bad

* enjoys porn and recommends it to their friends as part of a healthy sexual relationship
Yeah, I suppose you could call me a pornoisseur: I spent ages in a sex shop the other day choosing DVDs. There’s a lot to take into consideration as those DVDs ain’t cheap!: production values, how hot are the women, how hot are the men, how long is it, what’s the genre…
Pornoisseur by mona_minchiata April 16, 2009

Punnoisseur 

Someone who understand how to make good puns in good situations.
Boris is a punnoisseur.

Only a real punnoisseur will understand this pun !
Punnoisseur by Prozhak April 28, 2017

Pornnoisseur 

Connoisseur of porn, expert judge and collector of pornographic material.
Certainly, there was a host of different dishes hot and steamy to cater to the tastes of pornnoisseur.

Can you send me Jennifer Lawrence nudies? I know you are a pornnoisseur.

Like the original structure, his piece has a beauty that lures pornnoisseurs.
Pornnoisseur by Lab Effort January 14, 2015

pornosseur

A conosseur of porn
Robert is famous for his expertise; he's a true pornosseur.
pornosseur by Sam Antics April 1, 2013

pronnoisseur

As Bill Gates' pronnoisseur, Michael selects only the finest of silk toilet paper.
pronnoisseur by mikeeyediaz February 19, 2011
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