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pornoisseur 

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a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments on porn, particularly one of hard core, or in matters of perversion: a connoisseur of porn.
Persons whos eyes bleed and their soul is emptied by the consumption of so much porn they earn the title "pornoisseur" and become subject matter experts on internet, video, sex scene and/or other porn matters.
pornoisseur by Eric VonUlmer November 25, 2006
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Pornoisseur 

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Combination of the words ‘porn’ and ‘connoisseur’ to indicate someone (male or female) who is a discerning and responsible consumer of pornography, as opposed to someone who wanks off to whatever they can find or someone whose tastes are highly dubious.

A pornoisseur:

* possesses a great deal of knowledge about pornography and awareness of its genres, gained over many years, but is not remotely interested in viewing anything sick, abusive or illegal

* has informed and discriminating taste and can distinguish the good porn from the bad

* enjoys porn and recommends it to their friends as part of a healthy sexual relationship
Yeah, I suppose you could call me a pornoisseur: I spent ages in a sex shop the other day choosing DVDs. There’s a lot to take into consideration as those DVDs ain’t cheap!: production values, how hot are the women, how hot are the men, how long is it, what’s the genre…
Pornoisseur by mona_minchiata April 16, 2009

Punnoisseur 

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Someone who understand how to make good puns in good situations.
Boris is a punnoisseur.

Only a real punnoisseur will understand this pun !
Punnoisseur by Prozhak April 28, 2017

Pornnoisseur 

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Connoisseur of porn, expert judge and collector of pornographic material.
Certainly, there was a host of different dishes hot and steamy to cater to the tastes of pornnoisseur.

Can you send me Jennifer Lawrence nudies? I know you are a pornnoisseur.

Like the original structure, his piece has a beauty that lures pornnoisseurs.
Pornnoisseur by Lab Effort January 14, 2015

pornosseur

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A conosseur of porn
Robert is famous for his expertise; he's a true pornosseur.
pornosseur by Sam Antics April 1, 2013

pronnoisseur

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As Bill Gates' pronnoisseur, Michael selects only the finest of silk toilet paper.
pronnoisseur by mikeeyediaz February 19, 2011
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