prokaryote 

square, lame, opposite of fresh

"Lucy Ford was a dope album, but when Atmosphere released God Loves Ugly, their shit was prokaryote."

prokaryote by Mike January 21, 2004

Prokarytarian 

People who, for personal reasons, refuse to eat organisms with 1 (or more) distinct nucleus. Their diets are restricted to bacteria and archaea, and have significantly reduced life expectancies.

Prokarytarian: Do you have anything prokarytarian on the menu?
Waiter: Um, a salad?
Prok.: No, plants have nuclei.

Prokarytarian by Adam(randomstringofnumbers) March 7, 2009

Prokaryate 

The act of karyating as a pro with a certain individual against their consent

Pakis shall prokaryate with the bloody injuns

Prokaryate by hawkthattuah June 18, 2025