programmerist

Discriminating against programmers

That product manager was so programmerist. He demanded a higher salary although he has less screen time than a programmer. Equal pay for equal screen time.

programmerist by knuthatsgut123 June 9, 2020

geek of programmers 

- noun a number of visually impaired, asthetically loathsome primates lacking in female genital contact, involved in the production of software generally during daylight hours, while group lunar activities are primarily isoloted to journeys through cyber dimensions, more commonly referred to as a 'WOW raid'.

Sally: 'WTF? Look at those dweebs'

Peter: 'It's a geek of programmers, give em a break - they were born that way...'

geek of programmers by Concerned evolutionist April 18, 2011

programmers curse 

the 'programmers curse' is a common issue where you learn enough of a programming language that there is no longer any major new information you can learn about it, making it boring, you know how to do most anything you need to in that language and no longer want to make anything in it. This is possibly due to a lack of creativity and or lack of a long attention span, you learn the language and have no creative ideas how to use it in a way that entertains you.

John: Hey a few months ago didn't you tell me you were learning Python? Make anything cool in it?
Kevin: Yeah I learned the language pretty well but now because of my programmers curse, I haven't made anything interesting yet.

programmers curse by Hanokite November 15, 2017

Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 2: Yes
Person 6: Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release

Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025