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Professual 

A cross between professional and casual. Can be used in the context of fashion, meetings, events and dialogue.
Fashion Women - A skort and some type of blouse is a professual outfit

Fashion Men - Jeans and a Blazer

Meetings - when meeting your colleagues for dinner after work, you need to maintain a level of 'professualism'. You cannot be too casual because you have to work with them, but you don't have to be professional about everything.

Dialogue - when talking to authority or colleagues about a social event that work is hosting, a phrase such as "What are you gonna wear?" is preferable to "What are you going to wear?" In the context of email between colleagues; signing off with "Take it Easy" v.s. "Best regards" or "Later man" v.s. "Sincerely" can be considered 'Professual'

Events - Professual Friday instead of Casual Friday, because no one actually knows what is acceptable on casual Friday's but when it is 'Professual Friday', the individual knows that there has to be an element of professionalism in your outfit.
Professual by Khalani August 7, 2011
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Profeshunal 

Profeshunal, an incompetent person or firm who pretends to know what they are doing and charges a full rate to deliver a shoddy service or product.
Look at this profeshunal repair.

This product is made by a profeshunal company.

Take a look at this wonky wall, it was built by a profeshunal builder.
Profeshunal by Big-G April 7, 2020

professaur 

Word to describe an extremely old/elderly professor. They usually lack contemporary teaching skills and do not understand the modern college environment. Often they were born in prehistoric times, when dinosaurs ruled the earth, hence the spelling.
"Damn professaur O'Bailey just doesn't understand my weekends are for honing my beer pong skills, not reading, writing, and rithmitic."
professaur by lukepatty317 December 2, 2010

Professa Needamayer 

1) originator & master of Cajun Flava; the flyest blend of Hip Hop styles that you ever heard

2) one of the best Grammy overlooked Hip Hop artist on the planet
Professa Needamayer and dj Harry Hotsauce = Hip Hop tagteam awesomeness!
Professa Needamayer by CoHa January 16, 2010

professexual 

Someone who has a serious tendency to be attracted to authority figures, particularly people in positions of major power like professors, government officials, people who are called professionals everyday. They start off liking them because of the power those people seem to have and gradually it becomes more about the person and less about the power.
Sorry you're just not my type, I'm a professexual.
professexual by pelk8103 July 6, 2011

profasual 

a combination of professional and casual when referring to an outfit
A profasual outfit for work would be dressing up a pair of jeans with a white button down blouse, heels and jewelry.
profasual by emsmom February 22, 2010

profsexual

Affection that undergrad students have for that one nerdy prof
"Mom... Dad... I have something to tell you.
I didn't know when it started happening, and I wrestled with it for such a long time. I knew I'd be treated as a social outcast, nobody, not even me understands just what it is that I like about them.
I wish I could control it. I wish I was the monster you think I am.

I am...... Profsexual"
profsexual by cadennevah January 31, 2022
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