procrastiponging

Playing beer pong or any other type of pong instead of doing something you probably should be doing

I didn't feel like writing my paper so I grabbed a cup and started procrastiponging

by The Fuckin Real Nasty Matt October 28, 2010

Procrastiposing

When one decides that striking a pose in a series of selfies is a much wiser choice than whatever mundane task they should be doing

"I really should grade my students exam papers from today.... Nah I'll do some procrastiposing to update my profile pic and just give them all B's"

by Miss_Bliss14 March 12, 2015

procrastipooping

The act of using the bathroom in order to avoid responsibilities and obligations.

Unrelated to the term procrastipoop.

I've reached a new low. I'm procrastipooping so I don't have to write my lit crit essay.

by IntroLingFreshie February 12, 2014

Procrastiposting

The act of posting or sending YouTube, Tumblr, Reddit, or meme links to each of your friends on facebook, instead of cleaning. Procrastination by posting links everywhere.

Rob: Oh my god this .gif is so funny. I'm gonna send it to my sis because she likes kitties too.
Miko: Rob stop procrastiposting and study for your final tomorrow!

by rollerGhoster December 30, 2011

Procrastipooping

The act of pooping to avoid one’s responsibilities.

“I couldn’t find an open stall at work because all of the mechanics were procrastipooping.”

“I love browsing Urban Dictionary while procrastipooping.”

by buyer_beware March 5, 2019

Procrastimonging

Derived from procrastinating but on a higher scale, a verb used to describe avoiding doing something by doing literally nothing.

Originated in the South-West.

Mate im Procrastimonging hard

by jiminycricket2k10 June 1, 2011