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Procrastiposing 

When one decides that striking a pose in a series of selfies is a much wiser choice than whatever mundane task they should be doing
"I really should grade my students exam papers from today.... Nah I'll do some procrastiposing to update my profile pic and just give them all B's"
Procrastiposing by Miss_Bliss14 March 12, 2015

procrastipooping 

The act of using the bathroom in order to avoid responsibilities and obligations.

Unrelated to the term procrastipoop.
I've reached a new low. I'm procrastipooping so I don't have to write my lit crit essay.
procrastipooping by IntroLingFreshie February 12, 2014

Procrastiposting 

The act of posting or sending YouTube, Tumblr, Reddit, or meme links to each of your friends on facebook, instead of cleaning. Procrastination by posting links everywhere.
Rob: Oh my god this .gif is so funny. I'm gonna send it to my sis because she likes kitties too.
Miko: Rob stop procrastiposting and study for your final tomorrow!
Procrastiposting by rollerGhoster December 30, 2011

Procrastipooping 

The act of pooping to avoid one’s responsibilities.
“I couldn’t find an open stall at work because all of the mechanics were procrastipooping.”

I love browsing Urban Dictionary while procrastipooping.”

Procrastimonging 

Derived from procrastinating but on a higher scale, a verb used to describe avoiding doing something by doing literally nothing.

Originated in the South-West.
Mate im Procrastimonging hard