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Playing beer pong or any other type of pong instead of doing something you probably should be doing

I didn't feel like writing my paper so I grabbed a cup and started procrastiponging

procrastiponging by The Fuckin Real Nasty Matt October 28, 2010

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Procrastiposing

When one decides that striking a pose in a series of selfies is a much wiser choice than whatever mundane task they should be doing

"I really should grade my students exam papers from today.... Nah I'll do some procrastiposing to update my profile pic and just give them all B's"

Procrastiposing by Miss_Bliss14 March 12, 2015

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procrastipooping

The act of using the bathroom in order to avoid responsibilities and obligations.

Unrelated to the term procrastipoop.

I've reached a new low. I'm procrastipooping so I don't have to write my lit crit essay.

procrastipooping by IntroLingFreshie February 12, 2014

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Procrastiposting

The act of posting or sending YouTube, Tumblr, Reddit, or meme links to each of your friends on facebook, instead of cleaning. Procrastination by posting links everywhere.

Rob: Oh my god this .gif is so funny. I'm gonna send it to my sis because she likes kitties too.
Miko: Rob stop procrastiposting and study for your final tomorrow!

Procrastiposting by rollerGhoster December 30, 2011

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Procrastipooping

The act of pooping to avoid one’s responsibilities.

“I couldn’t find an open stall at work because all of the mechanics were procrastipooping.”

“I love browsing Urban Dictionary while procrastipooping.”

Procrastipooping by buyer_beware March 5, 2019

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Procrastimonging

Derived from procrastinating but on a higher scale, a verb used to describe avoiding doing something by doing literally nothing.

Originated in the South-West.

Mate im Procrastimonging hard

Procrastimonging by jiminycricket2k10 June 1, 2011

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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