procrasticake 

when you bake a cake to procrastinate on another task

"I was so stressed for my midterm, I made procrasticake. Would you like some?"

procrasticake by janeclam June 20, 2022

procrastitoker

pro·cras·ti·toker
a person who habitually puts off doing things to TOKE. procrastitoke

"I'm a constant procrastitoker "

procrastitoker by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

Procrastitokers 

Pro·cras·ti·tokers
Stoners who puts off doing anything to TOKE before doing it.🔥💨

Ronnie and Ernesto are both constant PROCRASTITOKERS!
PROCRASTITOKERS are always Focused and Faded!

Procrastitokers by ClassicRonnie February 18, 2019

procrastitoke 

pro·cras·ti·toke
To put off doing anything to TOKE before doing it.

I gotta go but I’m going to procrastitoke!

procrastitoke by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrastihater 

People that bother other people about procrastinating on projects. Usually a goody-goody friend.

Jamila: Yeah I have a project due, but I'm totally gonna blow it off til the last minute...

Alex: Don't be a procrastinater!

Jamila: Don't be a procrastiHATER!

procrastihater by Ihateannoyingpeople September 21, 2009

procrastinate 

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.

You. You procrastinate. You are the example.

procrastinate by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008

procrastibaking 

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.

I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!

procrastibaking by Geektronica October 6, 2008